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Otherguy Overby

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« on: June 14, 2006, 10:43:56 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2006, 11:08:07 AM »
Coming soon to a hill road near you - articulated limousines! Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2006, 11:21:53 AM »
Hey boss, you know that ultra streched SUV that the kids for the San Fransisco PS 234 Junior Senior PROM rented?

Well I just learned not to leave the keys in it while parked in front of the high school.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2006, 11:31:14 AM »
Aww that is easy to drive over. You just have to have enough forward speed to loft the front until the rear tires clear the hump. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2006, 12:10:40 PM »
Anyone that would buy something with a wheelbase that long in a city chock full of hills, sharp turns, and narrow streets deserves every ounce of misery they're dealt.

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2006, 12:28:39 PM »
What's with all the superstretched H2s, Excursions, Town Cars, etc.?  We've got a few that frequent the finer dining spots close to my office and I often watch them struggle just to get around corners.  I don't think there's another vehicle on the street with a wider turning radius.  Why don't they just pimp out a school bus?
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2006, 12:55:57 PM »
Think I found the original from this pic...

http://www.travelingtiger.com/tiensblog/uploaded_images/beached_limo-754970.jpg

Name and phone number of the limo company are readable, leading to...

Nationwide Limousine Service, 800-339-8936. Just in case you wanted to take a trip in their stretch Excursion teetertotter.

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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2006, 01:05:16 PM »
I think she needs about a 12" lift and some 44's
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2006, 01:10:06 PM »
..with spinners..

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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2006, 06:53:26 PM »
Uh.....Ooops!.. Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 11:52:13 AM »
"Sorry boss, the client was demanding a "Bullit" re-enactment, and I didn't really consider the ramifications..."
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2006, 04:33:54 PM »
"Hey, boss, great news. I think we can get the stretch Excursion on Monster Garage."

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