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The Wish
« on: December 13, 2007, 06:36:47 AM »

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each one you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Marine says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
"Bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round...

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Re: The Wish
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 06:39:15 AM »
Oooooh, Sawdust like.

LOL! grin

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Re: The Wish
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 07:34:16 AM »
Haha I've heard that once before.  Very un-PC.  I love it!

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Re: The Wish
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 07:39:09 AM »
Haha I've heard that once before.  Very un-PC.  I love it!

Me too....but it wasn't water the Marine asked for.......

....think the southbound product of a northbound pig....  Wink
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: The Wish
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 01:10:36 PM »
GENOCIDE!!  GENOCIDE!!
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Re: The Wish
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 08:28:25 AM »
To quote LawDog.......


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Re: The Wish
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 11:14:09 AM »
GENOCIDE!!  GENOCIDE!!

...not that there's anything wrong with that......
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.