Hey, if we're amending the Constitution, I have some crucial changes that need to be implemented, as well!
First Amendment -- Uhm.... strike the entire thing. An anachronism. The Founders never could have conceived of television, radio, or newspaper presses that can print 100,000 copies of a paper in an hour. And we know how destructive a "free" press can be. Don't believe me? Ask Richard Jewell or Steven Hatfill.
Also, we've all seen what happens when people "peacably" assemble. Riots. And petition the government for redress? What kind of crap is that? Ginsberg, Souter, Kennedy, and Breyer would like us all to know that the government is infallible, so there is certainly NO need for citizens to be able to petition it.
Third Amendment. Quartering of troops? Holy hell, that's why they build barracks! Another anachronism that needs to go. It just wastes ink and valuable paper every time the government prints a copy of the Bill of Rights.
Fourth Amendment. Once again, the government is infallible. There's no need to believe that they'd conduct unreasonable searches/seizures.
Fifth Amendment? Too many criminals are slipping though this loophole! It needs to be stopped!
And, so forth and so on.
You know, NONE of the original amendments in the Bill of Rights has worked out very well for us. I think it's time to get rid of them all. We need to BELIEVE in the good grace and charm of our government. That will make it work correctly again!