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vaskidmark

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So close, and yet
« on: October 24, 2012, 07:56:30 AM »

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All of our products are brand new,never used, never rebuilt. We maintain multiple-supplier sources for our products as a means of being able to continually offer the best products at the best prices.
 
We are given you 1 year international warranty and you are guarantee 100% delivery to you at your doorstep within 48hrs.
 
Our services and terms are base on customers relationship and trust for effective and long term business relationship and 100% customer service including our customers safety because we strive to have excellent communication & customer service.
 
Email us with your full details for procedure.
 
Thanks for your patronize..


I had such high hopes for this not turning into some variant of Engrish.

Should have known better.

stay safe.
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Re: So close, and yet
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 09:00:42 AM »
It's all boilerplate verbiage, anyway.  Copy and paste from the wrong source...
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Re: So close, and yet
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 07:32:13 PM »
Aw your grammar are berong to us.
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Re: So close, and yet
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 08:07:39 PM »
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we strive to have excellent communication

Obliviously  ;)
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Re: So close, and yet
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 09:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on October 24, 2012, 08:07:39 PM
Obliviously  ;)

I thought it was obrasee, learn somefring new evry day.  =D

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