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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Aw bugger. They have to come while my foot hurts. Well, I'd better call up Bail Organa and Mon Mothma and get to organizing our rebellion. Tell your gunny friends. At least this will go easier once we've captured some blasters.

On the other hand, they don't make stormtrooper armor like they used to. We may only need rocks when we ambush them in the jungle.

I'm glad they're all horrible shots.  grin


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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
 So the LHC DID rip that hole in the universe!  shocked
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
So the LHC DID rip that hole in the universe!  shocked
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
The real question is how Fistful fits into this.

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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
And gunsmith thought getting his SF cab license was a hassle.  smiley
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
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The real question is how Fistful fits into this.

He's the weak-minded fool that we Jedi-Pirates use mind control powers on. grin
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
I always suspected that Kalifornia was under the control of the Sith....


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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
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The real question is how Fistful fits into this.

He's the weak-minded fool that we Jedi-Pirates use mind control powers on. grin

I'm not the weak-minded fool you're looking for.  [waves hand]
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
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The real question is how Fistful fits into this.

He's the weak-minded fool that we Jedi-Pirates use mind control powers on. grin

I'm not the weak-minded fool you're looking for.  [waves hand]
*waves back* You are the weakminded fool they are looking for.

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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
For entertainment purposes only.

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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
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The real question is how Fistful fits into this.

He's the weak-minded fool that we Jedi-Pirates use mind control powers on. grin

I'm not the weak-minded fool you're looking for.  [waves hand]
*waves back* You are the weakminded fool they are looking for.


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Re: The Empire has appeared
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Why would an unfinished death star show up in orbit? 
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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
It appears the Empire doesn't like San Francisco either  laugh

Maybe they'll help with the forcibly removing of those parasitic Tree-Hippies over in Berkeley

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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Why would an unfinished death star show up in orbit? 

It's California.

To pick up more construction workers in front of Home Depot?

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Re: The Empire has appeared
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Why would an unfinished death star show up in orbit? 

It's California.

To pick up more construction workers in front of Home Depot?

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