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Bird Woman
« on: March 15, 2014, 12:21:31 AM »
This is a woman with 4 hours of body paint application.  Can you see the woman?
It took me a little bit and was piece meal, and frankly she shifts back into being a parrot when my attention drifts.
Fun stuff.

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/holy-crap-this-parrot-is-actually-a-woman-posing-in-bo-1544233615?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2014, 12:27:38 AM »
Very cool. Once I saw the knee it all fell into place.

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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2014, 12:29:04 AM »
Man, that took me a while. For me it was the leg, then it still took a while to see her head.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2014, 12:38:53 AM »
Leg did it. Mind... blown.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2014, 12:54:51 AM »
We obviously all chose the wrong careers. That airbrush I had as a kid, if I had only practiced more.
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2014, 11:06:44 AM »
We obviously all chose the wrong careers. That airbrush I had as a kid, if I had only practiced more.

Yeah, or I could have been an assistant to a professional mermaid, and helped her get into and out of her tail  :facepalm:
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2014, 11:18:36 AM »
Leg, but really the foot.

It took me a minute to figure out the head. Wow.

Though it does make one wonder, does this qualify as dedication to art or way to much time on ones hand?
It's impressive, eitherway.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2014, 12:34:22 PM »
What does it say about me that  the first feature I caught after I knew I was looking far a woman was the breast?
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2014, 03:18:59 PM »
What does it say about me that  the first feature I caught after I knew I was looking far a woman was the breast?

You're not gay  ;)   :cool:
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2014, 07:19:21 PM »
I was just about to post saying "I DON'T GET IT" when, thanks to some previous comments on knees and legs, I GOT IT.

Well, atleast this wasn't an image of Jesus in a dog's  .... posterior .....  [popcorn]
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2014, 09:27:32 PM »

Well, atleast this wasn't an image of Jesus in a dog's  .... posterior .....  [popcorn]

I'll see if I can find another.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2014, 11:03:21 PM »
I'll see if I can find another.

That constitutes cruel and unusual punishment and violates the fifth amendment of the Constitution. :police:
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2014, 12:42:30 AM »
Keeps flipping back and forth for me. About once per second.  Quite amazing.  The upraised leg did it for me.  Took a while.

So I got interested in body art, or whatever you call it.  So I image-searched for <weird body painting>.  Quite interesting, sometimes funny, but much of it NSFW.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2014, 07:20:18 AM »
That constitutes cruel and unusual punishment and violates the fifth amendment of the Constitution. :police:

That's the 5th Amendment to the 400+ year old Constitution, right?

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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2014, 10:47:22 AM »
Well, atleast this wasn't an image of Jesus in a dog's  .... posterior .....  [popcorn]
I got that one right away  :angel:

Keeps flipping back and forth for me. About once per second.  Quite amazing.  The upraised leg did it for me.  Took a while.

So I got interested in body art, or whatever you call it.  So I image-searched for <weird body painting>.  Quite interesting, sometimes funny, but much of it NSFW.
That's what makes it worthwhile  ;)
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2014, 11:46:41 AM »
I got that one right away  :angel:
That's what makes it worthwhile  ;)

Just a warning to not do the search at work.  Or in church (NSFC).  Since it's Sunday.
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2014, 06:06:05 PM »
Just a warning to not do the search at work.  Or in church (NSFC).  Since it's Sunday.

Not Safe For Wife  ;)
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2014, 11:49:36 PM »
Based on the comments, I was expecting part of the green background to be included in the person.  Once I realize that was a leg/foot, I came together. 
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Re: Bird Woman
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2014, 08:22:02 AM »
Using paint, I annotated the anatomy for someone.

Wanted to send him the original, then hold back on sending the annotated one until he begged for mercy.
 >:D

It's a spoiler... wanna vote on whether I should attach it here or not?

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