The real problem with millenials

[Perd Hapley]

Please tell me you're not asking if the carpet matches the drapes.

I just threw up in my mouth a whole lot.

[MillCreek]

But are you a natural bald or a blade bald?

The road to baldness started in my early 20's (!) and by the time I was in my early 30's, I had the classic horseshoe fringe around the sides and back.  At age 40, I said to heck with it and started shaving my head every day.  My son is 28 now and is on the same road.

[Monkeyleg]

The road to baldness started in my early 20's (!) and by the time I was in my early 30's, I had the classic horseshoe fringe around the sides and back.  At age 40, I said to heck with it and started shaving my head every day.  My son is 28 now and is on the same road.

Mine's not that bad, but my hair started thinning in my 20's, and now there's more scalp than hair showing on top.

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

[KD5NRH]

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

This; I'm pretty well set genetically for hair until 70, (much less so for life until 70, though) and I get tired of people trying to tell me I should buzz it or shave it.  I'll do a tight taper on the sides sometimes, and have the barber layer the top to beat the heat in summer, but I'm keeping the classic part-on-the-right as long as I can.

[mtnbkr]

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

I'm one of those guys.  My hair is thick, wavy, and takes a set (not quite as curly as a "jewfro").  If my hair has any length, I can't wear hats, can't put on headphones, can't even take a nap without having to vigorously brush and/or wash my hair to get it to not be smashed down or otherwise unruly.  Headphones are a special hell because they leave an apparent dent across the top of my head.

I trim my hair every 2-3 weeks with clippers and a #3 guard.  I'd go 1.5 or 2, but the wife and kids don't like it *that* short.  Actually, they'd like it longer, but then it starts doing what I described above.

Chris

[Tallpine]

^^^^ BSL could give you a "poodle cut"   

[RoadKingLarry]

I've been on a hair replacement program for 20+ years now. I'm gradually replacing my hair with scalp.

[Scout26]

I lost some during chemo, but it all came back.  What had been somewhat curly, it's now straight.  Regardless, I still get a three on top and zero on the sides for a good High and Tight.

[Perd Hapley]

Mine's not that bad, but my hair started thinning in my 20's, and now there's more scalp than hair showing on top.

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

Guys your age shouldn't be allowed to have hair, because you invariably grow disgusting, long, hippy hair. Some of it's way over an inch. Hippies. 

[Ben]

I lost some during chemo, but it all came back.  What had been somewhat curly, it's now straight.  Regardless, I still get a three on top and zero on the sides for a good High and Tight.

Me too, but I can't figure out why the three doesn't do anything anymore.

[Regolith]

Mine's not that bad, but my hair started thinning in my 20's, and now there's more scalp than hair showing on top.

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

 

Out of all the men in my family, I alone dodged the baldness gene. Naturally, I keep it short (3/4") to mock my brother and father. 

Actually, I just hate having long hair. PITA to take care of.

[K Frame]

I've seen a picture of Mtnbkr with an honest to god afro.

I still have nightmares about it.

[charby]

Guys your age shouldn't be allowed to have hair, because you invariably grow disgusting, long, hippy hair. Some of it's way over an inch. Hippies. 

My hair is about 30" in length.

[KD5NRH]

My hair is about 30" in length.

We're not talking about armpits.

[Tallpine]

My hair is about 30" in length.

We already knew you were one of those enviro-lefty hippies     

[Boomhauer]

I'd like to take the guys who have thick hair cut to 1/4" long and slap them silly. If they're not going to use it, some of the rest of us would love to have it.

Deal with it, man.

I'd honestly be cool with being bald. Having fast growing hair sucks, I keep mine buzzed as short as the clippers will allow. Too damn hot to have long hair...

[Balog]

Deal with it, man.

I'd honestly be cool with being bald. Having fast growing hair sucks, I keep mine buzzed as short as the clippers will allow. Too damn hot to have long hair...