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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #50 on: February 01, 2008, 05:44:56 AM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

quit monkeying with my thread ya cow-ards
Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

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Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2008, 06:17:05 AM »
It looks like the North American Ape.

A big dumb North American balding ape with no chin and a short temper? A Kwyjibo?
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #52 on: February 01, 2008, 07:05:26 AM »
Anyway, for more information ...

http://www.bfro.net/

People actually go out and search for Bigfoot.  I suppose it makes as much sense as birdwatching Wink
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2008, 07:38:44 AM »
Dude, do not mess with birdwatchers.  They are waaaayyy too serious.

I had the misfortune to go "birding" ONCE.  80 year old grandmother with notebooks to fill and scorecards to check off.  It was a forced march. undecided
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #54 on: February 01, 2008, 08:23:31 AM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2008, 09:23:42 AM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #56 on: February 01, 2008, 09:34:34 AM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.

Knock it off you'll be sent out to pasture!

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #57 on: February 01, 2008, 01:21:59 PM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.

Knock it off you'll be sent out to pasture!


One more before this thread withers.
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #58 on: February 01, 2008, 05:18:14 PM »
I like how the forum structures the multiple quotes.  It looks like contour lines, a hill even.

Of course, I didn't know you could stack bull S that deep.  grin
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #59 on: February 01, 2008, 07:28:18 PM »
There are reports of a newly discovered species of Elephants called
kallana by Tribal people (India I think)

If these creatures can hide from the public, certainly primates could too.
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #60 on: February 01, 2008, 07:47:19 PM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #61 on: February 01, 2008, 10:04:30 PM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!



Allow me to rustle up a definition for you:

with?ers      /ˈwɪ?ərz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[with-erz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   the highest part of the back at the base of the neck of a horse, cow, sheep, etc.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/withers
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #62 on: February 01, 2008, 11:42:22 PM »
This was a pretty awesome thread until it got derailed. How come one post calling someone a troll gets an entire thread locked, but a few pages of hijacking result in nothing? Help me understand, Tom Cruise!  undecided
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #63 on: February 02, 2008, 12:12:22 AM »
Hey!  Questioning the ways of our forum makes little baby Tom cry! 

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #64 on: February 02, 2008, 02:40:08 AM »
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.

Knock it off you'll be sent out to pasture!


One more before this thread withers.

....and then we'll have to hoof it over to another....
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #65 on: February 02, 2008, 07:38:20 AM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!



Allow me to rustle up a definition for you:

with?ers      /ˈwɪ?ərz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[with-erz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   the highest part of the back at the base of the neck of a horse, cow, sheep, etc.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/withers

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #66 on: February 02, 2008, 09:02:26 PM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!



Allow me to rustle up a definition for you:

with?ers      /ˈwɪ?ərz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[with-erz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   the highest part of the back at the base of the neck of a horse, cow, sheep, etc.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/withers

I learned something new today

I don't horse around, that would be tacky.
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
Is defenestration possible through the overton window?

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2008, 03:08:42 AM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!



Allow me to rustle up a definition for you:

with?ers      /ˈwɪ?ərz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[with-erz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   the highest part of the back at the base of the neck of a horse, cow, sheep, etc.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/withers

I learned something new today

I don't horse around, that would be tacky.

If you're doing horse puns, you need to trot over & start another thread. This one here is for cattle....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #68 on: February 03, 2008, 04:20:50 AM »
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One more before this thread withers.

What does that have to do with cattle?  We're not talking equine here!



Allow me to rustle up a definition for you:

with?ers      /ˈwɪ?ərz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[with-erz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
noun (used with a plural verb)
1.   the highest part of the back at the base of the neck of a horse, cow, sheep, etc.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/withers

I learned something new today

I don't horse around, that would be tacky.

If you're doing horse puns, you need to trot over & start another thread. This one here is for cattle....

Try that thread about getting hitched. 
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #69 on: February 03, 2008, 07:57:14 AM »
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Quote from: Finch on February 01, 2008, 10:23:42 PM
Quote from: carebear on February 01, 2008, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: bedlamite on February 01, 2008, 04:14:02 PM
Quote from: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 02:23:30 PM
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Quote from: Finch on February 01, 2008, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: carebear on February 01, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: bedlamite on February 01, 2008, 05:46:38 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Quote from: fistful on February 01, 2008, 05:28:17 AM
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.

Knock it off you'll be sent out to pasture!
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Quote from: carebear on February 01, 2008, 09:23:31 PM
Quote from: bedlamite on February 01, 2008, 04:14:02 PM
Quote from: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: Finch on February 01, 2008, 02:15:25 PM
Quote from: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 02:02:29 PM
Quote from: Finch on February 01, 2008, 02:01:12 PM
Quote from: carebear on February 01, 2008, 09:52:45 AM
Quote from: bedlamite on February 01, 2008, 05:46:38 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on February 01, 2008, 05:37:51 AM
Quote from: fistful on February 01, 2008, 05:28:17 AM
Could we, like, start a separate pun forum?    grin

Starting another forum would be udderly useless.....

Not to mention this thread would have to be moooooved.

And the punsters would just horn in on the other forums anyway.

Ya'll are really milking this....

....and that's no bull.....

Someone needs to Steer this thread back on course before it gets sent out to the pasture.

I refuse to cow-tow to anyone....

With enough rumination, we should be able to keep this going.

Long enough that it becomes a quadra-page?

Hopefully we won't get a any beef for this.

Knock it off you'll be sent out to pasture!

Shoot!
I got roped into it too!
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #70 on: February 03, 2008, 08:07:03 AM »
Oh wait, I get it.
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #71 on: February 03, 2008, 10:13:54 AM »
Sasquatch is northwest, you are in bigfoot territory

But alas, to small and mangy for bigfoot.  Maybe not a bear with mange but a bigfoot with mange? lol

Or could it be the kittatinny mountain monster on vacation from Jersey?
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #72 on: February 03, 2008, 05:31:33 PM »
Sasquatch is northwest, you are in bigfoot territory

But alas, to small and mangy for bigfoot.  Maybe not a bear with mange but a bigfoot with mange? lol

Or could it be the kittatinny mountain monster on vacation from Jersey?

This is the cow pun thread.......No bears or kitties allowed.....cud it out....
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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #73 on: February 03, 2008, 05:41:14 PM »
lupinus, there's nothing to say that sightings of bigfoot (or what-have-you) can't be different critters lumped together as "Sasquatch".

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Re: Could it be... Sasquatch?
« Reply #74 on: February 03, 2008, 06:56:12 PM »
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