Author Topic: Penis Tattoos: A Bad Idea (Read 28714 times)

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:35:31 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on January 10, 2012, 08:32:58 PM

Part of it might be the portion of the social contract that states if you're able to whip it out in her presence with her permission, the rest is pretty much a done deal.

Not if it's a crappy tattoo...

mtnbkr · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:54:51 PM »

in the spirit of this thread...

seeker_two · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:15:40 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 08:23:43 PM

I always just kind of thought that men wanted women to do stuff to it, not sit there and look at it.

...so we should tattoo instructions on it?.....

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:17:03 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on January 10, 2012, 10:15:40 PM

...so we should tattoo instructions on it?.....

No need. It's not rocket science.

CNYCacher · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:22:28 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 10:17:03 PM

No need. It's not rocket science.

Then again. . . it is.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:26:35 PM »

Quote from: CNYCacher on January 10, 2012, 10:22:28 PM

Then again. . . it is.

Ten seconds, then blast off?

seeker_two · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:36:25 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 10:17:03 PM

No need. It's not rocket science.

Good....otherwise mine would look like a Ruger Super Redhawk Hunter barrel......

CNYCacher · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:47:21 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 10:26:35 PM

Ten seconds, then blast off?

If you're doing it wrong!

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2012, 10:49:24 PM »

Quote from: CNYCacher on January 10, 2012, 10:47:21 PM

If you're doing it wrong!

I beg your pardon, but it's not my fault you succum to the hotness and lose control.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:03:31 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 08:35:31 PM

Not if it's a crappy tattoo...

That's the admittedly pathetic, but sometimes effective "sympathy gambit" version.

Gowen · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:40:34 PM »

Then there's the classic "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day!"

Scout26 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:52:52 PM »

I didn't think you had to have the social contract in ink "there"...

BridgeRunner · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:25:28 AM »

Quote from: scout26 on January 10, 2012, 11:52:52 PM

I didn't think you had to have the social contract in ink "there"...

Eh, it sorts the men of the boys. The boys get non-ischemic priapism. The men get the girl...

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2012, 01:30:48 AM »

Quote from: BridgeRunner on January 11, 2012, 12:25:28 AM

Eh, it sorts the men of the boys. The boys get non-ischemic priapism. The men get the girl...

On this logic, history knows one boy and very, very many men.

Frankly it's not really cool if you can't die doing it. Preferably with explosions.

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2012, 01:44:16 PM »

I heard he was trying to sue, but it was dismissed as there wasn't enough evidence for it to stand up in court.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2012, 03:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on January 11, 2012, 01:44:16 PM

I heard he was trying to sue, but it was dismissed as there wasn't enough evidence for it to stand up in court.

I thought it was it was a mistrial because the plaintiff tried to improperly offer a solution right in court.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2012, 04:08:16 PM »

Give the phrase "objection upheld" a whole new meaning.

Brad

Boomhauer · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:40:43 PM »

Quote

I don't know why I am stunned an amazed that a male might tatoo that...

Why should you be amazed when stuff like prince albert piercings (and other forms of genital piercings, plus tattoos in the groin area) exist? What it comes down to is that some people are just *expletive deleted*ed up in the head.

seeker_two · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:35:10 PM »

Quote from: MicroBalrog on January 11, 2012, 01:30:48 AM

Frankly it's not really cool if you can't die doing it. Preferably with explosions.

So....will you be testing the new detcord condoms anytime soon?....

Lee · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:18:13 PM »

Hmmm....I'm seeing a little guy in a white suit with his hands in his pockets, saying, boss, the plane, the plane.

And for those who have no idea what I'm talking about....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #45 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:02:36 AM »

Quote from: Avenger29 on January 11, 2012, 09:40:43 PM

Why should you be amazed when stuff like prince albert piercings (and other forms of genital piercings, plus tattoos in the groin area) exist? What it comes down to is that some people are just *expletive deleted*ed up in the head.

Not so much. I can work with a peircing. Can't do nothing but look at a tattoo.

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #46 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:20:12 AM »

280plus · « **Reply #47 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:34:34 AM »

Quote from: seeker_two on January 11, 2012, 10:35:10 PM

So....will you be testing the new detcord condoms anytime soon?....

And you thought that ribbing was for her pleasure.

lupinus · « **Reply #48 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:15:09 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on January 12, 2012, 11:34:34 AM

And you thought that ribbing was for her pleasure.

fire in the hole!

280plus · « **Reply #49 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:35:52 PM »

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Author Topic: Penis Tattoos: A Bad Idea (Read 28714 times)