Author Topic: Penis Tattoos: A Bad Idea (Read 28688 times)

brimic · « **Reply #50 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:37:56 PM »

At least they aren't putting gauges in their junk.

...at least afaik...

Viking · « **Reply #51 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:00:13 PM »

Quote from: brimic on January 12, 2012, 01:37:56 PM

At least they aren't putting gauges in their junk.

...at least afaik...

"Further stretching to sizes above 10 mm is possible." regarding Prince Albert piercing.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Viking on January 12, 2012, 02:00:13 PM

"Further stretching to sizes above 10 mm is possible." regarding Prince Albert piercing.

TMI and ouch.

makattak · « **Reply #53 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:09:15 PM »

Quote from: Viking on January 12, 2012, 02:00:13 PM

"Further stretching to sizes above 10 mm is possible." regarding Prince Albert piercing.

And with that, I'm out of this thread. I don't want to investigate that nor fully comprehend what that means. <Shudder>

Fly320s · « **Reply #54 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:32:13 PM »

Quote from: lupinus on January 12, 2012, 12:15:09 PM

fire in the hole!

Must be a redhead.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:45:07 PM »

Quote from: Fly320s on January 12, 2012, 04:32:13 PM

Must be a redhead.

Or has a STD.

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #56 on:** January 12, 2012, 05:50:57 PM »

Speaking of which, Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire....is it about Hemroids and a sore ass? Listen to the words....

brimic · « **Reply #57 on:** January 12, 2012, 05:58:57 PM »

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"Further stretching to sizes above 10 mm is possible." regarding Prince Albert piercing.

umm. ok. yeah. I'm sorry I asked...

AJ Dual · « **Reply #58 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:03:07 PM »

Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on January 12, 2012, 05:50:57 PM

Speaking of which, Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire....is it about Hemroids and a sore ass? Listen to the words....

You'd think after all this time Preparation H would have bought the rights to the song for a commercial.

lupinus · « **Reply #59 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:06:22 PM »

Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on January 12, 2012, 05:50:57 PM

Speaking of which, Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire....is it about Hemroids and a sore ass? Listen to the words....

Quote from: AJ Dual on January 12, 2012, 06:03:07 PM

You'd think after all this time Preparation H would have bought the rights to the song for a commercial.

actually just after his death they did try and the estate politely declined.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #60 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:10:24 PM »

Quote from: lupinus on January 12, 2012, 06:06:22 PM

actually just after his death they did try and the estate politely declined.

I should hope so.

lee n. field · « **Reply #61 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:16:00 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on January 10, 2012, 10:15:40 PM

...so we should tattoo instructions on it?.....

"Read instruction manual before use, available on request from Strum, Ruger & Co. Prescott, AZ and Newport, NH"

lee n. field · « **Reply #62 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:19:01 PM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 10, 2012, 10:49:24 PM

I beg your pardon, but it's not my fault you succum to the hotness and loose control.

Males are pretty much on autopilot after a certain point. If they needed to overthink things, much of the animal kingdom would be extinct, long ago.

lee n. field · « **Reply #63 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:22:43 PM »

Quote from: Viking on January 12, 2012, 02:00:13 PM

regarding Prince Albert piercing.

With that, I had to google it. Ouch. No thanks.

280plus · « **Reply #64 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:37:55 PM »

Quote from: lee n. field on January 12, 2012, 06:22:43 PM

With that, I had to google it. Ouch. No thanks.

Oh come on, how bad can it hurt?

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #65 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:44:03 PM »

Lupinus, are you serious about them trying to buy the rights to the song?

BridgeRunner · « **Reply #66 on:** January 12, 2012, 07:54:29 PM »

Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on January 12, 2012, 05:50:57 PM

Speaking of which, Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire....is it about Hemroids and a sore ass? Listen to the words....

With the whole birth thing, a lot of women refer to the baby crowning as the ring of fire. Having btdt, I'd have to say it's pretty accurate.

lupinus · « **Reply #67 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:05:39 PM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 12, 2012, 07:44:03 PM

Lupinus, are you serious about them trying to buy the rights to the song?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,111835,00.html

seeker_two · « **Reply #68 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:32:09 PM »

Quote from: brimic on January 12, 2012, 01:37:56 PM

At least they aren't putting gauges in their junk.

...at least afaik...

Hydraulic pressure or torque?.....

280plus · « **Reply #69 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:17:15 AM »

I understand they ARE putting in pumps, maybe a gauge wouldn't be a bad idea so they don't overpressurize.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #70 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:41:00 AM »

Quote from: BridgeRunner on January 12, 2012, 07:54:29 PM

With the whole birth thing, a lot of women refer to the baby crowning as the ring of fire. Having btdt, I'd have to say it's pretty accurate.

Having delivered two sets of twins eleven months apart, one set vaginally, the other via C-section, she agrees.

As she put it: "You don't sit on, or go to the bathroom with an incision in your belly."

brimic · « **Reply #71 on:** January 13, 2012, 10:56:24 AM »

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Hydraulic pressure or torque?.....

More like self-mutilation 'gauges.'

280plus · « **Reply #72 on:** January 13, 2012, 04:45:38 PM »

So that's like a grommet thing you can use to tie them down before you drive the stake through their hearts?

AJ Dual · « **Reply #73 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:14:03 PM »

Quote from: 280plus on January 13, 2012, 04:45:38 PM

So that's like a grommet thing you can use to tie them down before you drive the stake through their hearts?

No, that's where the $300 unpickable Abloy paddlelock made of Tungsten Carbide gets put through, once you sneak up behind them on the bus, or when they're really distracted at the indie used record store...

Tallpine · « **Reply #74 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:27:27 PM »

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paddlelock

Is that for locking them in place so you can paddle them

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