Choosing a career for the money

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

You couldn't pay me enough to be a proctologist. 

My hands are slightly smaller than average. I could do it. 

[brimic]

I really enjoy my job, money has become secondary (and I do make pretty good money). If I'm going to spend 1/4 or more of my week working, I want it to be something that makes me happy.

My wife works only for the money. She brings home a fairly considerable paycheck, but she is miserable, stressed out all of the time, and hates her job. Unfortunately she knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

[Jamisjockey]

My hands are slightly smaller than average. I could do it. 

I have very small hands.  I'd probably be a very popular proctologist.  Or OBGYN. 
If I were to undertake either career, I'd make sure that all insturments and the KY were kept in a warming tray, and always warm my hands up before any procedure....

[Grandpa Shooter]

Unfortunately she knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.

This would make a great sig line.

[drewtam]

Trying to decide a career?
I'll just leave this here.

http://www.ted.com/talks/mike_rowe_celebrates_dirty_jobs.html

[Monkeyleg]

This would make a great sig line.

Only if properly attributed to Oscar Wilde.