Author Topic: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already  (Read 1691 times)


Harold Tuttle

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Re: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 01:17:10 PM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2012, 01:36:11 PM »
That's not soft-serve strawberry ice cream, is it?   [barf]
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Re: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2012, 01:42:23 PM »
Makes me ashamed to call Oklahoma home.   :facepalm:
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Re: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 02:07:39 PM »
mechanically separated chicken is full of win

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Since the photo is at least a few years old, uncredited and unlabeled,
and since we kind of couldn’t believe that chicken could be made to look
like a mutant cone of strawberry soft-serve, we spoke to David Radford,
director of sales and marketing of BFD Corp.,
which makes advanced meat recovery machines,
who confirmed that yes, that is an accurate depiction
of what mechanically separated chicken looks like.
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: I'm glad someone made the "Soylent Green" comment already
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 08:00:24 PM »
State Sen. Ralph Shortey...baby sausages....hmmm....I wonder if it came to him in a dream.