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Title: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 25, 2019, 03:27:56 PM
Michael Avenatti has been charged with extortion, wire fraud, and bank fraud:

https://apnews.com/6cb4aa15da554042a24ce2308e05554f

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — U.S. prosecutors on two coasts have charged President Donald Trump critic and attorney Michael Avenatti with extortion and bank and wire fraud.

A spokesman for the U.S. attorney in Los Angeles said Avenatti was arrested Monday in New York.

Spokesman Ciaran McEvoy says the lawyer best known for representing porn actress Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against Trump faces federal charges in New York and California.

In the New York case, he was accused of threatening to use his ability to get publicity to harm the sports apparel giant Nike.

In the California case, Avenatti was accused of embezzling a client’s money to pay his own expenses and debts — as well as those of his coffee business and law firm. The U.S. attorney’s office also said he defrauded a bank by using phony tax returns to obtain millions of dollars in loans.

Waiting for the frog-march photos.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: TechMan on March 25, 2019, 03:40:21 PM
Here is another link: https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/03/25/the-hits-keep-coming-michael-avenattis-facing-multiple-federal-charges-and-the-details-are-just-delicious-screenshots/ (https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/03/25/the-hits-keep-coming-michael-avenattis-facing-multiple-federal-charges-and-the-details-are-just-delicious-screenshots/)
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: RoadKingLarry on March 25, 2019, 03:51:05 PM
What? No pre-dawn swat raid to arrest him?
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Angel Eyes on March 25, 2019, 03:53:51 PM
What? No pre-dawn swat raid to arrest him?


He's not a Republican.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: brimic on March 25, 2019, 04:14:45 PM
This has been a great couple of days, and keeps getting better.    :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: makattak on March 25, 2019, 04:23:17 PM
This has been a great couple of days, and keeps getting better.    :rofl: :rofl:

Allow me to improve it, then:

https://www.mediaite.com/crime/cnn-drops-mark-geragos-after-legal-commentator-reported-as-co-conspirator-in-avenatti-scheme/

Mark Geragos is an alleged conspirator with the Creepy Porn Lawyer.


Mark Geragos, who is Jussie Smollet's attorney, Colin Kaepernick's attorney, and (until 20 minutes ago) CNN legal analyst.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 25, 2019, 04:46:54 PM
I try not to rejoice at learning of illegal doings, but I am glad a bit more swamp is being drained.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: WLJ on March 25, 2019, 05:20:26 PM
Trump's fault

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    "Trump may have created the environment in which someone like Avenatti could be taken semi-seriously as a presidential candidate. But Avenatti's fall also proves there is only one Donald Trump out there."https://t.co/ehFzXyjR1P

    — Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) March 25, 2019
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/03/25/this-is-a-joke-right-guess-who-chris-cillizza-blames-for-the-rise-and-fall-of-michael-avenatti/
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Ben on March 25, 2019, 05:58:20 PM
I was listening to this on my drive today, in gleeful schadenfreude. Couldn't happen to a nicer arrogant jackass.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: AmbulanceDriver on March 25, 2019, 06:29:58 PM
Ben took the words right out of my mouth.  I too await seeing Creepy Porn Lawyer doing the prison blues shuffle....
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: French G. on March 26, 2019, 12:02:15 AM
Racism. How is his extortion different from what sharpton and Jackson have pulled for years?.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: sumpnz on March 26, 2019, 12:12:44 AM
From Facebook.  So, Avenatti goes down faster than Stormy on set.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: TechMan on March 26, 2019, 08:03:41 AM
Well look at that he gets charged on both coasts at the same time and again fly over country is nowhere in the mix.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: K Frame on March 26, 2019, 09:05:32 AM
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: makattak on March 26, 2019, 09:10:22 AM
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I am laughing WAYYYY too hard at that.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Ben on March 26, 2019, 09:38:33 AM
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is too good!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: K Frame on March 26, 2019, 09:41:04 AM
That popped up on a Facebook meme this morning. I howled...
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 26, 2019, 09:24:49 PM
Is this the guy that said, to the ladies of the View, "all my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs"? Way to live the dream, Mike!
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: MechAg94 on March 26, 2019, 10:03:46 PM
Trump's fault
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/03/25/this-is-a-joke-right-guess-who-chris-cillizza-blames-for-the-rise-and-fall-of-michael-avenatti/
The media just can't get to the point of blaming themselves. 
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Chester32141 on March 27, 2019, 01:54:31 PM
He's a democrat media darling … how long before they give him the Jussie Smollett treatment ?

 =|
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Perd Hapley on March 27, 2019, 02:08:57 PM
He's a democrat media darling … how long before they give him the Jussie Smollett treatment ?

 =|

He may prove to have too much white, cis-male, hetero privilege to be given such treatment.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: brimic on March 27, 2019, 03:40:13 PM
Racism. How is his extortion different from what sharpton and Jackson have pulled for years?.

They were smart enough to do it without anyone recording them.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: brimic on March 27, 2019, 03:41:15 PM
He may prove to have too much white, cis-male, hetero privilege to be given such treatment.

I'm pretty sure he's gay...
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: BobR on March 27, 2019, 03:45:08 PM
I wonder if going blackface at this point would help or hinder him in his quest for innocence?    ???



bob
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: MechAg94 on March 27, 2019, 04:47:41 PM
I wonder if going blackface at this point would help or hinder him in his quest for innocence?    ???



bob
It would be a hell of a distraction. 

What if he just said he identified as a non-white male?
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Scout26 on March 28, 2019, 06:24:21 PM
"We're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning."

-Donald Trump


Yep.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: makattak on March 29, 2019, 09:17:59 AM
It would be a hell of a distraction. 

What if he just said he identified as a non-white male?

He's italian isn't he? Those dagos are BARELY white anyway.*




*Yes, I'm allowed to be racist because they are white.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Jamisjockey on March 29, 2019, 01:24:34 PM
Wait.  Did this come out of the Meuller probe? 
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: MechAg94 on March 29, 2019, 01:53:33 PM
"We're gonna win so much, you're gonna get tired of winning."

-Donald Trump


Yep.
I saw a clip at lunch from the recent rally:  "Michael Avenatti went from Avenatti 2020 to Avenatti 20 to 25."
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: WLJ on April 01, 2019, 09:23:16 PM
What a POS if true

Michael Avenatti is accused of keeping a $4M personal injury settlement payout from a paraplegic man with mental health issues, according to his former legal partner
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6848179/Michael-Avenatti-accused-improperly-keeping-4M-settlement-payout-away-paraplegic-man.html

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Avenatti described the allegations as 'absolutely outrageous' and said the payments were an advance on a different settlement payment.

He said in court that the $4 million check cashed in his trust account was not the same $4 million sent to his firm by LA County five days earlier.
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Stolper claimed that in 2017 Avenatti funneled $952,000 to a private trust account rather than to his bankrupt firm, then denied under oath in a hearing a month later that he had any private trust accounts.

In court Stopler produced documents showing that the NFL paid Avenatti's firm around $1.5 million to settle a case with one of the firm's clients on May 17, 2017.

The same day, Avenatti set up a private trust account and funneled $952,000 of the settlement money to it, bank statements presented in court showed.

In a hearing a month later, Avenatti testified under oath that he did not have a separate trust account.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: brimic on April 02, 2019, 02:10:14 PM
He's going to be millions in debt, and in prison. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 02, 2019, 11:24:57 PM
Stolen from the internet tubes:

He went from Avenatti 2020 to 20-25
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: Angel Eyes on April 03, 2019, 03:29:01 PM
Sorry, Rachael.  Beto beat ya to it.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: makattak on April 03, 2019, 03:42:12 PM
Sorry, Rachael.  Beto beat ya to it.


Stop stealing Amy Schumer's gig! It's her job to steal other people's jokes, Rachel.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: zxcvbob on April 03, 2019, 04:14:45 PM
Stop stealing Amy Schumer's gig! It's her job to steal other people's jokes, Rachel.

I thought that was Milton Berle's shtick.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: K Frame on February 14, 2020, 02:35:56 PM
And he is guilty, with a capital GUILTY!

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/14/disgraced-lawyer-michael-avenatti-found-guilty-in-nike-extortion-trial.html

I wonder if he's been able to get out from under his crushing debt?

Of course, it probably won't matter much once he's being crushed under Bubba, his cellmate.
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: MechAg94 on February 14, 2020, 03:38:24 PM
Also remember that there were a number of media hacks who were seriously talking about him as a Democrat Presidential candidate. 
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: DittoHead on February 14, 2020, 03:44:46 PM
talking about him as a Democrat Presidential candidate. 

So does this make him more or less attractive to the democrats then ? :lol:
Title: Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
Post by: makattak on February 14, 2020, 04:26:11 PM
So does this make him more or less attractive to the democrats then ? :lol:

Avenatti/Weiner 2020

A team with convictions!