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Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« on: March 25, 2019, 03:27:56 PM »
Michael Avenatti has been charged with extortion, wire fraud, and bank fraud:

https://apnews.com/6cb4aa15da554042a24ce2308e05554f

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — U.S. prosecutors on two coasts have charged President Donald Trump critic and attorney Michael Avenatti with extortion and bank and wire fraud.

A spokesman for the U.S. attorney in Los Angeles said Avenatti was arrested Monday in New York.

Spokesman Ciaran McEvoy says the lawyer best known for representing porn actress Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against Trump faces federal charges in New York and California.

In the New York case, he was accused of threatening to use his ability to get publicity to harm the sports apparel giant Nike.

In the California case, Avenatti was accused of embezzling a client’s money to pay his own expenses and debts — as well as those of his coffee business and law firm. The U.S. attorney’s office also said he defrauded a bank by using phony tax returns to obtain millions of dollars in loans.

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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2019, 03:51:05 PM »
What? No pre-dawn swat raid to arrest him?
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2019, 03:53:51 PM »
What? No pre-dawn swat raid to arrest him?


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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2019, 04:14:45 PM »
This has been a great couple of days, and keeps getting better.    :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2019, 04:23:17 PM »
This has been a great couple of days, and keeps getting better.    :rofl: :rofl:

Allow me to improve it, then:

https://www.mediaite.com/crime/cnn-drops-mark-geragos-after-legal-commentator-reported-as-co-conspirator-in-avenatti-scheme/

Mark Geragos is an alleged conspirator with the Creepy Porn Lawyer.


Mark Geragos, who is Jussie Smollet's attorney, Colin Kaepernick's attorney, and (until 20 minutes ago) CNN legal analyst.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2019, 04:46:54 PM »
I try not to rejoice at learning of illegal doings, but I am glad a bit more swamp is being drained.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2019, 05:20:26 PM »
Trump's fault

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    "Trump may have created the environment in which someone like Avenatti could be taken semi-seriously as a presidential candidate. But Avenatti's fall also proves there is only one Donald Trump out there."https://t.co/ehFzXyjR1P

    — Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) March 25, 2019
https://twitchy.com/sarahd-313035/2019/03/25/this-is-a-joke-right-guess-who-chris-cillizza-blames-for-the-rise-and-fall-of-michael-avenatti/
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2019, 05:58:20 PM »
I was listening to this on my drive today, in gleeful schadenfreude. Couldn't happen to a nicer arrogant jackass.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2019, 06:29:58 PM »
Ben took the words right out of my mouth.  I too await seeing Creepy Porn Lawyer doing the prison blues shuffle....
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2019, 12:02:15 AM »
Racism. How is his extortion different from what sharpton and Jackson have pulled for years?.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2019, 12:12:44 AM »
From Facebook.  So, Avenatti goes down faster than Stormy on set.

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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2019, 08:03:41 AM »
Well look at that he gets charged on both coasts at the same time and again fly over country is nowhere in the mix.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2019, 09:05:32 AM »
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2019, 09:10:22 AM »
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I am laughing WAYYYY too hard at that.  :rofl:
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2019, 09:38:33 AM »
Michael Avenatti Got Arrested...

That spells MAGA, bitch!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is too good!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2019, 09:41:04 AM »
That popped up on a Facebook meme this morning. I howled...
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2019, 09:24:49 PM »
Is this the guy that said, to the ladies of the View, "all my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs"? Way to live the dream, Mike!
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2019, 01:54:31 PM »
He's a democrat media darling … how long before they give him the Jussie Smollett treatment ?

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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2019, 02:08:57 PM »
He's a democrat media darling … how long before they give him the Jussie Smollett treatment ?

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He may prove to have too much white, cis-male, hetero privilege to be given such treatment.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2019, 03:40:13 PM »
Racism. How is his extortion different from what sharpton and Jackson have pulled for years?.

They were smart enough to do it without anyone recording them.
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2019, 03:41:15 PM »
He may prove to have too much white, cis-male, hetero privilege to be given such treatment.

I'm pretty sure he's gay...
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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2019, 03:45:08 PM »
I wonder if going blackface at this point would help or hinder him in his quest for innocence?    ???



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Re: Looks like Stormy's lawyer needs a lawyer
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2019, 04:47:41 PM »
I wonder if going blackface at this point would help or hinder him in his quest for innocence?    ???



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