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Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« on: January 28, 2013, 04:00:45 PM »
Obama has a newly discovered, yet long standing passion for skeet shooting, and really respects hunters, so we have nothing more to worry about on gun rights. Because it's all about hunting and skeet shooting. Right? Hello? Anybody there?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/28/obama-says-goes-skeet-shooting-all-time/
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2013, 04:02:07 PM »
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2013, 04:04:06 PM »
I just want to see a picture of him skeet shooting, because if it's anything like the "throwing a baseball" and "riding a bike" images, it should be highly highlarious.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2013, 04:13:30 PM »
Obama is so full of sh1t his eyes have turned brown.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2013, 04:41:20 PM »
I, for one, was touched by His words. It reminds me of the skeet shooters on the Lexington green, and how King George's men came to take their skeet away. Barack Obama would have stood by those men, as He stands with all of us, today.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2013, 04:51:35 PM »
I wonder if he's ever been to Alaska and seen the size of the skeeters we had to shoot up there  :P
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2013, 05:04:11 PM »
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 05:28:59 PM »
Obama has a newly discovered, yet long standing passion for skeet shooting, and really respects hunters, so we have nothing more to worry about on gun rights. Because it's all about hunting and skeet shooting. Right? Hello? Anybody there?

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/28/obama-says-goes-skeet-shooting-all-time/


I just want to see a picture of him skeet shooting, because if it's anything like the "throwing a baseball" and "riding a bike" images, it should be highly highlarious.

We'll soon see a staged duck hunting event, where 0. is seen to be holding an unloaded double barrel shotgun in a clumsy and unsafe manner.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2013, 05:32:31 PM »

We'll soon see a staged duck hunting event, where 0. is seen to be holding an unloaded double barrel shotgun in a clumsy and unsafe manner.

In all fairness, do you really *want* to put a loaded gun in his hands?

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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2013, 05:46:17 PM »
Next thing you'll see is Obama with his own hunting show.  First up, how to field dress a mess of skeet.

You gotta ask a question when a story like this appears out of the clear blue.  What do the internal polls look like that would force a president into making a patently absurd claim.  You would have to be a blithering, drooling idiot to believe it.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2013, 05:48:31 PM »
If there's a photo of President Obama shooting skeet, White House spokesman Jay Carney isn't aware of it.

"There may be, but I haven't seen it," Carney told reporters Monday.

When asked during an interview with The New Republic magazine if he had ever fired a gun, Obama said: "Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time."

Questioned about a possible photo, Carney said: "When he goes to Camp David he goes to spend time with family and friends, not to produce photographs."
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2013, 05:58:06 PM »
and yet...
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2013, 06:32:02 PM »
In all fairness, do you really *want* to put a loaded gun in his hands?

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Guys, in these times we need to be very careful about even alluding to harm coming to others, especially politicians, especially with firearms. Even when meant as harmless venting, the other side is all too happy to take those kinds of statements out of context and use them against us. Thanks.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2013, 06:37:23 PM »
I feel better now, seeing as how I "go do shoot the bullets" at my "club for guns" all the time too, and feel like he understands me.
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2013, 06:45:50 PM »
and yet...


How much the water on him is from him shooting himself?

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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2013, 06:45:59 PM »
Somebody start a protest of skeet shooting...say they are endangered and the destructive hunting of them by the millions will soon lead to their extinction!
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2013, 07:00:27 PM »
You gotta ask a question when a story like this appears out of the clear blue.  What do the internal polls look like that would force a president into making a patently absurd claim.  You would have to be a blithering, drooling idiot to believe it.


Huh? He's a rich guy. Why wouldn't he play rich guy games?  ???
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2013, 08:38:42 PM »
rich guy skeet is a rarified subset of horsey rich guy, i doubt there is much of a hunt club in his chicago organized community

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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2013, 08:51:59 PM »
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"Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time," Obama said.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/01/28/obama-says-goes-skeet-shooting-all-time/#ixzz2JKDYh0Tm

I don't know if there's a skeet range at Camp David, but I see no reason to doubt it. I don't see why the Obama wouldn't use it. We have the photo of Chuck Schumer using a sub-gun. We know other anti-gun cranks have taken advantage of armed guards. One anti-gun newspaper guy even shot an intruder at his house, if I remember right.

Why wouldn't Obama use guns, just like the rest of the gun-haters?
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2013, 09:42:31 PM »
I would be shocked if Obama knew the difference between his rifle and his gun....
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2013, 09:45:50 PM »
"The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the "Hello, my name is.." badge!
He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2013, 09:52:45 PM »
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2013, 10:44:24 PM »
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Re: Nothing to Worry About Anymore - Obama is One of Us
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2013, 10:47:15 PM »


CLEARLY photoshopped. We've all seen how Obama throws.
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