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Bleh.
« on: March 05, 2007, 08:35:53 PM »
Was at my gymnasium to-night to work-out. On the way to the locker room I saw two 30 something white wimmen chatting happily together.

One wore a Che Quevera t-shirt and the other...an Obama '08 shirt.

So of course they were getting along. Both are full of guilt and stupidity so finding common ground was inevitable.

Bleh.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 08:42:41 PM »
Lying to a woman about your political affiliation is acceptable if it results in coitus.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 09:33:11 PM »
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Lying to a woman about your political affiliation is acceptable if it results in coitus.

Yeah, because by supporting those causes you're basically saying I'm wildly passionate, even when it's completely illogical and stupid. Which, it goes without saying, they love.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 10:40:57 PM »
Quote from: Devonai on March 05, 2007, 07:42:41 PM
Lying to a woman about your political affiliation is acceptable if it results in coitus.

It's not premarital sex if you dont intend to get married.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 10:49:57 PM »
And you aren't a slut if you only have sex with one woman at a time.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 02:20:45 AM »
Having sex with more than one woman at a time cuts down on dating time, which leaves you more time for other pursuits.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2007, 04:17:37 AM »
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less opportunity you will ever have.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2007, 04:26:40 AM »
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2007, 04:58:25 AM »
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One wore a Che Quevera t-shirt and the other...an Obama '08 shirt. So of course they were getting along. Both are full of guilt and stupidity so finding common ground was inevitable.

More evidence why democracy cannot survive as a system when its constituents fail as individuals.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2007, 05:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.

Safe Sex.. Its condom sense.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2007, 06:02:04 AM »
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Safe Sex.. Its condom sense.

You can still easily get herpes and several other likewise incurable things if you use a condom...of course, you SHOULD always use one, but it's not 100% protection. As I said, it's still best to avoid high-risk (many partners) sorts that don't get tested often.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2007, 06:27:54 AM »
you're just a killjoy. 
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2007, 06:32:21 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 05:02:04 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 04:25:55 AM
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.

Safe Sex.. Its condom sense.

You can still easily get herpes and several other likewise incurable things if you use a condom...of course, you SHOULD always use one, but it's not 100% protection. As I said, it's still best to avoid high-risk (many partners) sorts that don't get tested often.


You religious nuts.   rolleyes


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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2007, 06:33:58 AM »
Quote from: fistful on March 06, 2007, 05:32:21 AM
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 05:02:04 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 04:25:55 AM
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.

Safe Sex.. Its condom sense.

You can still easily get herpes and several other likewise incurable things if you use a condom...of course, you SHOULD always use one, but it's not 100% protection. As I said, it's still best to avoid high-risk (many partners) sorts that don't get tested often.


You religious nuts.   rolleyes


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Religious? HELL no.

Survival-minded? Yes.

I'd just rather have a quality of life! I'm all for having fun in bed with women whenever possible. I just suggest avoiding the sort that are more like the town bicycle.

I don't fear any sort of religious judgement, but the word "incurable" scares the hell out of me.

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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 07:02:29 AM »
Quote from: fistful on March 06, 2007, 05:53:25 AM
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I think manedwolf hasn't figured your MOS out yet.

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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2007, 09:18:36 AM »
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My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest, most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2007, 10:37:24 AM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 05:33:58 AM

I don't fear any sort of religious judgement, but the word "incurable" scares the hell out of me.


Amen, MW.  That's sig line worthy.  laugh
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2007, 12:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.

Now you know....Liberals don't carry STD's 'cause they're all f%*ked in the head....

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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2007, 02:32:44 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on March 06, 2007, 01:20:45 AM
Having sex with more than one woman at a time cuts down on dating time, which leaves you more time for other pursuits.

Just make sure that they are not sisters.   shocked angel
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2007, 03:02:45 PM »
>It's not premarital sex if you dont intend to get married.<

Rabbi, you owe me a new keyboard...
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2007, 03:06:27 PM »
Quote from: The Rabbi on March 05, 2007, 09:40:57 PM
It's not premarital sex if you dont intend to get married.

Yeah, but what happens if you ever decide to get married? I guess what was done un-premaritally just became premarital.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2007, 05:39:59 PM »
Quote from: Devonai on March 05, 2007, 07:42:41 PM
Lying to a woman about your political affiliation is acceptable if it results in coitus.
Which is why so many conservatives becme LUGs:
























Libertarians Until Graduation.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2007, 05:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Manedwolf on March 06, 2007, 03:26:40 AM
Quote from: charby on March 06, 2007, 03:17:37 AM
Anytime you turn down a chance to get laid is one less oportunity you will ever have.


There's also something to be said for avoiding high-risk sorts.

A bit of incurable STD can ruin your sex life a lot more profoundly and permanently.
On that note, you just gotta love the herpes meds commercial right about dinner time...
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2007, 05:46:09 PM »
Quote from: jfruser on March 06, 2007, 04:41:21 PM
On that note, you just gotta love the herpes meds commercial right about dinner time...

Yeah, between that and that smilin' grinnin' idiot they got stumpin' for Enzyte... angry angry angry ...I guess ya'll can tell I'm pretty disgusted. I'm sick of that damn whistlin' too.
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Re: Bleh.
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2007, 06:49:11 PM »
Quote from: jfruser on March 06, 2007, 04:41:21 PM
On that note, you just gotta love the herpes meds commercial right about dinner time...

You just gave me the best idea ever.

Cue Herpes Commercial...

Cute yuppies in wetsuits on the beach snuggle together in a closeup, annoying music...

Male Yuppie with silly-looking hair: I have genital herpes.
[beat]
[record scratch]
Female Yuppie: What?!

End.

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