< Joe Cocker in background "With a little help from my friends".>
1. How do you like your eggs?
2. You want scratch biscuits in the morning?
3. I make THE best omlette
4. Damn straight I can do Red-Eye Gravy
5. Weather is bad for sure, staying here is fine by me.
6. Well the dog seems to like you
7. Can't dance, but I snuggle REAL good.
8. Clean Oxford shirt in the closet - help yourself
9. Your washer broke you say? Sure mine is available.
10.You Want to drive or shoot?
11.I can do that.
12 Wanna bet.
13. Told you so.
14. You were not kidding!
15. Show up at her work, with her little black dress, accessories and tickets to the event she wanted to attend.
16. Just load the gun again and let the kid grin and shoot some more.
17. Unplug the phone.
18. Turn off the pager
19. Dim the lights
20. New Razor in the second drawer.
21. Just pick her up and put her to bed.
22. When she comes to the couch, take her hand and just shut up and follow her lead.
23. Just shut up, wash her hair and back
24. Send flowers for no reason at all.
25. Send tickets to the play
26. Let her do your laundry.
27. Let her help herself to your ammo.
28. Show her manual of arms on your gun.
29. Don't answer the phone.
30. Don't answer the door.
31. Call in sick
32. Call her in sick
33. " Dog has had an emergency..."
34. Hold up an box of .22 ammo, grin at a kid.
35. Do show up and be early if you promise a kid something. [ means more than "yes' to a kid]
36. Tell the salesclerk "write it up" / "wrap it up" if she is undecided about an outfit, gun , holster...whatever.
37. Put the oil lamp in the window
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