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« on: September 07, 2005, 06:47:20 AM »
I'm sitting in my wife's suite at the Matenity ward,  we'll be having our daughter sometime in the immediate future.  Modern technology is great, I've got her laptop hooked into thier unsecured network Tongue
I guess no more nervous pacing outside the room anymore!
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 06:56:59 AM »
I doubt that she would appreciate a live web cam feed though Cheesy .

Congrats.

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 08:42:46 AM »
Suggestion:  Don't tap into any of the girlie sites right now-for some reason, a woman in labor won't appreciate your sense of humor.
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 09:12:21 AM »
Dear, look at this on E-bay!
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 12:20:21 PM »
Amelia Rae
9/7/05 1305 hours
6lbs12oz 19" Healthy and happy, mama ain't bad, considering.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2005, 12:23:46 PM »
Congrats daddy!

Keep us posted on the newest member of the Jamis Shooting Team.

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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2005, 12:30:28 PM »
One of the most beautiful blessings you can have, except maybe Grandchildren.  We have a two year old Granddaughter and a two month old Grandson.  After many years of waiting.  Always teach her to say Please and Thank You it really impresses people.  Grandpa says everyday I love that little darling.  

Congrats:)



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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2005, 12:52:49 PM »
congrats!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2005, 01:23:30 PM »
Congratulations!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2005, 01:56:48 PM »
Congrats !

First to your wife (she did all the work Cheesy ) and then to the new happy pappy.

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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2005, 02:06:51 PM »
Mazel Tov!  Congratulations!  Best wishes!

So this raises a question...  what gun to give the little one for her birth?

Oh, and probably ought to give mama something for all that work.  A nice Kimber, perhaps?

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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2005, 03:45:53 PM »
Congrats. Smiley

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2005, 04:01:46 PM »
YeeeeHawwwww, Happy Birthday, Amelia Rae!

Jamis, now you have 2 Swmbo's.  heh.
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2005, 05:03:20 PM »
Congratulations on the new little one.   Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2005, 05:17:25 PM »
What?  No instant online pictures?

Congratulations!
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2005, 05:55:19 PM »
Unbelievably, I forgot the cable to upload the photos from her laptop.

What gun for a beautiful little girl?

Mama doesn't want anything that goes boom.  At least she lets me have them.
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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2005, 06:33:48 PM »
The little one looks pretty bored with the whole episode.

Welcome, Amelia Rae!  (Hey, my oldest daughter is Diana Rae.)

Congratulations to the whole family!

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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2005, 07:16:54 PM »
Congrats! Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2005, 05:02:45 AM »
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The little one looks pretty bored with the whole episode.
Nah, look at her daddy's face, and the way he's holding her like a porcelain doll.  She hasn't been around a full day, and she's already got him wrapped around her finger... and she knows it.

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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2005, 10:28:31 AM »
Welcome, Amelia!

You're a lucky man, Jason.
Make sure you pamper mama with some flowers, roses, etc. in the next few days.