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Joke time!
« on: August 16, 2010, 07:40:09 PM »
In case anyone needs a laugh.  ;)

Why Sharks Circle You

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without all that crap inside!"
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 07:54:27 PM »
I would like more information on your product or service, please, sir.
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 09:24:35 PM »
I would like more information on your product or service, please, sir.

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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 01:58:16 AM »
A cowboy rides into a new town one day.
He sees no one around so he goes into the local saloon.
There is no one in the saloon except the bartender.
The cowboy asks the bartender where everyone is.
The bartender says "everyone is in the next town over to watch a hanging".
"Well, who are they hanging?" asks the cowboy.
"They are hanging Brown Paper Pete."
"Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?"
"He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt and brown paper pants" The bartender tells him.
"So what's he getting hanged for?"
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 08:48:49 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 10:20:13 AM »

http://somuchpun.com

I thought stuff from the pun site might be going too far, but judging from what I see above, that isn't a problem.




Okay, that one might get the thread locked.   =D
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Re: Joke time!
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 02:10:47 PM »
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