This thread is simply not evil enough. I was expecting a lot more looting and killing, instead we get proposals for school reform.
You guys flunked Evil.
Ahhh HELL! Evil sucks - especially if you're in charge of it. People can only put up with it so long and then the evil overlord gets dead and usually in a quite unpleasant manner.
Besides being evil is not nearly as productive and efficient as being good and its way better to have women in your bed because they want to be there than because you as the evil overlord forced them there.
Evil Overlords BITE! A .45ACP behind the ear is the best medicine for one.