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Title: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2012, 02:42:27 PM
I'm engaged in the boring job of updating all the MSDS sheets at work today. While updating, I ran across one for coffee. I have added it to the official MSDS binder. :)

http://www.hsegroup.com/hse/text/caffiene.htm
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: TechMan on April 26, 2012, 02:47:44 PM
Love it...so the question is if anybody else will ever find it before the next MSDS update.
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Scout26 on April 26, 2012, 02:51:43 PM
Make sure you get the ones for water (it's actually real), women and air.


Bet no one every notices..... because no one ever reads them......
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2012, 04:07:56 PM
I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer.  =D
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Scout26 on April 26, 2012, 04:34:09 PM
I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer.  =D

DO IT !!!!  No one will notice..... >:D >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on April 26, 2012, 07:04:04 PM
I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer.  =D

make one for men too, and you can get away with it... Maybe  =D
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: MillCreek on April 26, 2012, 07:29:28 PM
I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer.  =D

Can you post that here or is there a link?
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Scout26 on April 26, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
Ask and you shall receive.


http://www.macwebguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/femalemsds.pdf
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Ben on April 26, 2012, 10:32:00 PM
make one for men too, and you can get away with it... Maybe  =D

Actually that would work, as I would then be an equal opportunity jackass.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on April 26, 2012, 11:01:48 PM
Actually that would work, as I would then be an equal opportunity jackass.  :laugh:

See, that deversity trainer is right, equal opportunity CAN pay   :lol:
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: brimic on April 26, 2012, 11:03:45 PM
One of my all time favorites:

http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/MSDS/MSDS/DisplayMSDSPage.do?country=US&language=en&productNumber=274739&brand=SIAL&PageToGoToURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sigmaaldrich.com%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fsial%2F274739%3Flang%3Den
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: 230RN on April 27, 2012, 04:30:03 AM
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Skin: Could stain skin a dark color. Use if you are out of suntan lotion.

Teeth: Could stain enamel a dark color.  Use if grinning in dark alleys.

I believe there's also a limit on insect body content.

Is your diversity trainer on-site? (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgunrightsmedia.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fbiggrin.gif&hash=a1f1760cc11c36d7ff370f83b4f9e825fe77626f)

I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it.
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Scout26 on April 27, 2012, 01:49:13 PM
I think our next goal should be to get Ben sent to the Diversity Trainer for remedial education.....
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Tallpine on April 27, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
Can you do a hazardous materials handling data sheet on Stupidity ???

That seems to be the most common thing in most offices.  ;/
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Ben on April 27, 2012, 02:35:52 PM
I think our next goal should be to get Ben sent to the Diversity Trainer for remedial education.....
I'll only make them cry again...  =D
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Boomhauer on April 27, 2012, 05:39:26 PM
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I'm engaged in the boring job of updating all the MSDS sheets at work today

I feel your pain. let's just say I'd love to shoot whoever came up with this idea because for a job like mine we've got hundreds of products and stuff that comes under it.

Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on April 27, 2012, 08:21:41 PM
I'll only make them cry again...  =D

Maybe you should be the trainer of the diversity trainers.
You, know, to toughen them up.
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 28, 2012, 12:06:05 AM
Maybe you should be the trainer of the diversity trainers.
You, know, to toughen them up.


"I do not look down on ni**ers, k**es, w**s, or gre**ers. Here you are all equally worthless!"
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: freakazoid on April 30, 2012, 09:08:53 PM
I've got the one printed up for water and have it in our binder. Just waiting for the chance to use it. :angel: Didn't know there was some for the others, must print those out too. >:D
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: lupinus on April 30, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
Retail pharmacy warehouse that supplies a good bulk of the retail pharmacies in the south eastern US.

Our MSDS library is a good source of light reading. Are you aware personal lubricant has an MSDS?
Title: Re: Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet
Post by: grislyatoms on April 30, 2012, 10:25:48 PM
Made it known to mgmt. today in our monthly meeting that coffee indeed has an MSDS. Wouldn't have been able to derail the meeting otherwise if it had not been for this thread, Ben. Thanks! (They get so boring, the meetings...)