Didn’t scare me off, I was at the IDPA match followed by a late lunch and lie telling. And I was waiting to see how long y’all could suck in your stomachs (Good one Jamie B!). Especially you <ahem> beer snobs. Wonder how many calories THOSE things have! Care to swap waist sizes?
Not going to do the quote thing or this post will be a full page long. Y’all know what you wrote.
Monkeyleg – Pie? No. That would require me to use that thing, um, what’s it called again? Oh yeah, the oven. Not happening. And yep, I’m female. I supppose I could have hairy legs, a beer gut, and body odor and y’all wouldn’t know the difference, but that’s just gross.
Avenger – Weak tea would be stronger. Try tepid stagnant water. You’re welcome to be a member but I get to be president of the NGM(A) club. That’s Never Getting Married (Again). Dues is a box of cartridges. Oh, and a boat works better than a backhoe.
Scout – Can’t drink? Darlin’ I’m so sorry.
AJ – Really? Someone confused your crotch with your armpit? Do you suppose that might have anything to do with why your wife has a bit of an attitude toward you? Just a thought.
Sumpnz – Thanks for the welcome. You must be married, you’re very well trained (German beer and Gold Dot, as instructed…) (too bad there isn’t a smiley icon for “giggle”)
Terry – Good to see you here too! Don’t tell them I’m actually a nice person, I’m having too much fun talking trash!
Seeker – Of course I’m not Mrs. Smith unless you count my M&P. Then again, it would probably do a better job than the last husband did, if I could teach it to change the oil and take out the trash. And no, fistful didn’t PM me anything. Not even sure who that is. But now I know not to open anything I might get from him. Thanks.
Gowen – No, I wasn’t scared, until I looked up Zardoz. Ugh. That was just creepy.
I noticed none of you bothered to wish me good luck with my match today. Typically male. “Oh, did you mention you’re shooting in your first IDPA match today with your new gun? Cool! Good luck!”
That’s okay. I did better than some, not as well as others, but I had a GREAT time! Scores should be up tomorrow and I’ll post them, even if I finished dead last (don’t think I did though). At least I didn’t get DQed for something stupid like the cop who muzzle flashed the SO between rounds.
Going to clean my gun now. See ya’ later!
Oh, and I'm THIS MrsSmnith - see attached.
