Breaking news: John McCain is still alive

[Perd Hapley]

http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/mnames-nf/McCain+John

I don't know if anyone else remembers this, but we were told ~8 years ago that President McCain would be sworn in, immediately fall down dead of old age, and leave that insane, dippy Sarah Palin in the Oval Office. (SHE THINKS AFRICA IS A COUNTRY SHE CAN SEE FROM HER HOUSE!)

http://gawker.com/5048154/john-mccains-life-expectancy

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/09/ftl.health.poll/index.html

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26959868/ns/health-health_care/t/chance-mccain-may-not-survive-nd-term/#.WIFPJ1yz7IM

https://malialitman.com/2013/02/22/health-concerns-of-john-mccain-may-require-a-mid-term-election-in-arizona/


I decided about 8 years ago that I would remind everyone (to the extent APS counts as everyone) in 2017 that McCain is still alive. In fact, McCain's 104-year-old mother - also alive.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberta_McCain

I predict McCain will live at least another eight years. Take that, NVA pigs!

[charby]

I was thinking the same thing around the election.

[grampster]

Actually, he did die.  They stuffed him and installed a couple of those robot vacuum cleaners in the bottoms of his shoes so his corpse could move around.

[HankB]

Actually, he did die.  They stuffed him and installed a couple of those robot vacuum cleaners in the bottoms of his shoes so his corpse could move around.

His caretakers took lessons from the Weekend at Bernie's movies.

[K Frame]

Oddly enough, his grandfather, an Admiral with a solid combat record, died 4 days after Japan's formal surrender.

[Devonai]

Take that, NVA pigs!

You know, I do wonder if he outlived his captors.