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One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« on: July 02, 2015, 01:46:30 PM »
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2015, 04:22:48 PM »
My money would be on Tallpine being smart enough to know better than that.

But, hey why the hell not?
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2015, 04:24:58 PM »
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2015, 05:07:57 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on July 02, 2015, 04:22:48 PM
My money would be on Tallpine being smart enough to know better than that.

But, hey why the hell not?

Yeah, Ladypine would not appreciate Ladypine_Two  :O
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2015, 05:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on July 02, 2015, 05:07:57 PM
Yeah, Ladypine would not appreciate Ladypine_Two  :O

Wouldn't that be LadyPine2.0?
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2015, 07:51:42 PM »
Quote from: adively on July 02, 2015, 05:18:37 PM
Wouldn't that be LadyPine2.0?

More like 1.02, with LadyPine being 1.01.

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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2015, 09:02:11 PM »
If you are getting in to that much trouble, make it a major revision and go 2.0.

but it'll probably end up more like a Ladypine Vista, jus' sayin'
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2015, 11:32:10 AM »
Why in the hell would you want TWO (or more) sets of in-laws??
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2015, 11:39:38 AM »
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2015, 08:29:47 AM »
Couple of the comments on the story mention that not only are they sisters but they have special needs.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2015, 10:11:25 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 06, 2015, 08:29:47 AM
Couple of the comments on the story mention that not only are they sisters but they have special needs.

And he's just the guy to meet them ...?  ;)
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2015, 10:13:24 AM »
Here we go:

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Yellowstone County chief civil litigator Kevin Gillen said he is reviewing Montana's bigamy laws and expected to send a formal response to Collier by next week.

"I think he deserves an answer," Gillen said, but added his review is finding that "the law simply doesn't provide for that yet."

Now who could have seen that coming? My only surprise is that it started so soon after the gay marriage decision.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2015, 10:21:45 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on July 06, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
Here we go:

Now who could have seen that coming? My only surprise is that it started so soon after the gay marriage decision.

Actually, I have a lot less problem with polygamy than with same sex "marriage"  =|

Apparently this "trio" has been living together for several years now and they already had a church wedding, so this application is just trying to make it "legal."
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2015, 11:15:39 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 06, 2015, 08:29:47 AM
Couple of the comments on the story mention that not only are they sisters but they have special needs.

They're women.  What do you expect?

Sometimes I think the capacity for common sense resides on the Y chromosome.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2015, 12:10:12 PM »
I'm gonna take a couple of steps way over here...
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2015, 12:16:40 PM »
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I'm gonna take a couple of steps way over here...

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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2015, 12:42:24 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on July 06, 2015, 11:15:39 AM
Sometimes I think the capacity for common sense resides on the Y chromosome.

Thread above this one was mentioning that a dude mocked gators before jumping into a gator filled water source, and was thus killed by said gators. Not saying I haven't seen some vastly intelligence challenged females, but I rarely have seen them pull the insanely stupid stuff that I've seen guys pull. Crimping blasting caps with your teeth, taking a leak on electric fences, bullriding, you name it.



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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2015, 01:32:41 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on July 06, 2015, 12:42:24 PM
Thread above this one was mentioning that a dude mocked gators before jumping into a gator filled water source, and was thus killed by said gators. Not saying I haven't seen some vastly intelligence challenged females, but I rarely have seen them pull the insanely stupid stuff that I've seen guys pull. Crimping blasting caps with your teeth, taking a leak on electric fences, bullriding, you name it.



Men tend to be over-represented in the extremes of the intelligence curve. Add to that a greater tendency for risk-taking and....
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2015, 01:34:14 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on July 06, 2015, 12:42:24 PM
Thread above this one was mentioning that a dude mocked gators before jumping into a gator filled water source, and was thus killed by said gators. Not saying I haven't seen some vastly intelligence challenged females, but I rarely have seen them pull the insanely stupid stuff that I've seen guys pull. Crimping blasting caps with your teeth, taking a leak on electric fences, bullriding, you name it.

Getting married  =D
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2015, 01:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on July 06, 2015, 01:34:14 PM
Getting married  =D

To sisters at the same time.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2015, 02:10:47 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on July 06, 2015, 12:42:24 PM
Thread above this one was mentioning that a dude mocked gators before jumping into a gator filled water source, and was thus killed by said gators. Not saying I haven't seen some vastly intelligence challenged females, but I rarely have seen them pull the insanely stupid stuff that I've seen guys pull. Crimping blasting caps with your teeth, taking a leak on electric fences, bullriding, you name it.
All this is true. But men it tends to more of a "hold my beer and watch this" moments variety, as opposed to a constant state of being.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2015, 02:14:19 PM »
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Crimping blasting caps with your teeth, taking a leak on electric fences, bullriding, you name it.

Sleeping with a girl you have to keep handcuffed to the bed to survive the night?
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One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2015, 02:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Strings on July 06, 2015, 02:14:19 PM
Sleeping with a girl you have to keep handcuffed to the bed to survive the night?
Hey whatever does it for ya...

But don't they charge extra for that sort of thing?


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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2015, 09:48:22 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on July 06, 2015, 02:10:47 PM
All this is true. But men it tends to more of a "hold my beer and watch this" moments variety, as opposed to a constant state of being.

makattak hit the nail on the head. Men often tend to be the extremes on the Bell Curve of intelligence.


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Sleeping with a girl you have to keep handcuffed to the bed to survive the night?

Sigh, yeah, fun times in DC. Speaking of which, need to start dating again. This will be... entertaining.
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Re: One of the First to Apply for Legal Polygamy in Montana
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2015, 10:30:29 PM »
*raises eyebrows*

You lot are not displaying a lot of that common sense.

Plenty of risk taking, though.

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