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Scout26

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Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« on: June 27, 2013, 06:19:08 PM »
1)  If you call someone in the Chicagoland area, do not say that your name is Michael Jordan (especially with your accent).  I'm sorry I laughed out loud when you told me that.

2) Yes, I have a computer, but you didn't answer when I asked if you had Prince Albert in a can.

and finally,
3) Why did you hang up when I said "You better go catch it", after you stated that yes, your refrigerator was running?


Alas, we could have had a long and enjoyable relationship....   


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2013, 07:01:42 PM »
I see now why you don't have cable. You clearly have NO problem entertaining yourself!  :rofl:
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 08:33:37 PM »
Funny stuff.  You should put a recorder on your phone.  There's moolah to be made selling comedy recordings.
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 09:32:04 PM »
Amazing that you were able to use such worn-out classics like Prince Albert and refrigerators. Too bad Henny Youngman wasn't still around. He could knock 'em dead in Lagos. ;)

Funny stuff, Scout.
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 07:28:47 AM »
Wait...

They're doing direct phone spam solicitations now?

I need to turn my phone back on...
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 08:02:37 AM »
Every once in a while when I need a laugh I go into my spam folder.  

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2013, 10:37:41 AM »
Yep, it's the "Your computer is sending out bad data/viruses" scam. 
 
Somewhere after that they either try to get personal/bank/financial information and/or remote access to your computer.  I guess that's easier then trying to solicit funds for your non-existent church/orphanage/etc or claiming to have millions from a dead relative stuck in a bank somewhere.


I just have to think that somewhere in Lagos there's Abawondu's School of 419 Scams  "For only $99.95, we'll teach you a wide variety of the newest and best scams we've come-up with and tested ourselves.  These scams are guaranteed to make millions off unsuspecting and gullible Americans and Europeans.  Come in today for a free one hour session with our experts and we'll have you on the road to a life of ease in no time."   
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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2013, 11:00:29 AM »
Yeah, except $99.95 is five years income for the average Lagoan (Lagoese, Logotian?).
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2013, 09:46:03 PM »
I just flew in from Lagos.
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 10:29:47 PM »
"Hello, do you have sesame seed buns?"
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Re: Dear Nigerian Scammer Dude,
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 11:09:10 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on June 28, 2013, 09:46:03 PM
I just flew in from Lagos.

Arms tired?
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