R.I.P. Scout26
Politicians and bureaucrats are considered productive if they swarm the populace like a plague of locust, devouring all substance in their path and leaving a swath of destruction like a firestorm. The technical term is "bipartisanship".
If he was trying to take his own life as the artical indicates, can you imagine what he was thinking after waking up day after day to find out he was still alive? How frustrating. But here goes: 1) Wow, heaven is the inside of a snow covered car. 2) Wow, hell is the inside of a snow covered car. 3) Darn! I knew I should have brought my gun. 4) Gee, guess I should have turned the car heater off. 5) Did I leave the coffee pot plugged in at home? 6) Wish they had newspaper delivery out here. 7) How come all the people looking for me can't seem to find me? 8) Well, at least I've reached my goal weight.
