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Sorry, just could not resist
« on: November 06, 2013, 03:35:40 PM »


stay safe.
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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2013, 03:40:12 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on November 06, 2013, 03:35:40 PM


stay safe.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2013, 04:07:28 PM »
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2013, 04:35:37 PM »
"NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   ABSORUTERY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   You're so STUPID!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2013, 04:36:36 PM »
"Today we will learn how to make plutonium from common household items."
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2013, 04:38:56 PM »
"For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly."
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2013, 04:42:09 PM »
" Hey, Bobbo! Wanna play a game? Look up... Look down... Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABD8u0PwXjQ
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2013, 04:42:30 PM »
Why no.   I don't have the movie practically memorized.  What would give you that idea.......   :D
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2013, 04:48:59 PM »
"Don't you know how to use the Dewey Decimal System?!!!!  AHHH!!!"  -- Conan the Librarian



Please check my phrasing since you have it memorized.  I at least have a copy on DVD.  You need to post the Motivational Speech by the mop guy. 
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2013, 09:49:47 PM »
Actually, it's "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?!?!?!"


And I could post Stanley Spadowski's speech.   But it just....  Loses something written out.......

http://youtu.be/tHe6ar-X2cQ?t=45s
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2013, 06:21:44 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on November 06, 2013, 09:49:47 PM
Actually, it's "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?!?!?!?!"


And I could post Stanley Spadowski's speech.   But it just....  Loses something written out.......

http://youtu.be/tHe6ar-X2cQ?t=45s

Yer link has no sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjbvDMhfTM works moar betterer.

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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2013, 10:12:30 AM »
Well that's weird, it had sound when I listened to it on my computer at home......   Bizarre.....
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2013, 10:28:15 AM »
Spatula City!

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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2013, 10:34:11 AM »
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2013, 11:13:53 AM »
"Big Edna! Big Edna! Why are you so scared of that pathetic tub of lard!?!?!?"
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2013, 11:15:50 AM »
"I'm thinking of something orange.   Something o-o-o-orange....  Give up? It's an orange!"
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2013, 11:18:02 AM »
"Just call me Mister Butterfingers............."
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« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2013, 11:24:15 AM »
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
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Re: Sorry, just could not resist
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 06:59:56 PM »
"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs... all next week on Town Talk. "  :rofl:

LOVE that movie.

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