"As far as my sex life is concerned I pretty much exclude every race except for 1 Native American. If I didn't I'm fairly confident my Cherokee wife would scalp my ass."So, your saying that short men have hairy asses? Do you know if you have a wild one?
PS: It's inclusive to say colored people as all people have a color of some kind. You should post that on twitter and then embrace all the love you will get from certain folks of a brain shortage. I dare ya.