A friend of mine is aware of my gun-related interests. She is not a shooter, but likes to hear about my activities and we talk about what goes on at THR and now here. She sent me this, which is funny in rural CT but would probably have turned out different in an urban environment.
One of the girls I work with (Elaine, about my height) is married to Tim, about 6'5", 250 lbs. Tim is allergic to dogs, but a friend of his had to find a home for his dog and Tim brought home. Nice dog, husky/shepherd, mostly black with blue eyes, maybe 50-55 lbs, about 2 yrs old. His name is SNIPER. The first day home, Tim went out to the car and forgot about the dog, so the dog snuck out. Imagine this giant man running through the neighbors' yards yelling "Sniper! Sniper!"
Now they call him Skipper......