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Winning!
« on: November 16, 2015, 02:08:53 PM »
WORLD EXCLUSIVE! CHARLIE SHEEN IS HIV POSITIVE — INSIDE HIS SHOCKING DIAGNOSIS
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/Charlie-Sheen-AIDS-Crisis-HIV-National-Enquirer
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Decades of debauchery have finally caught up to Charlie Sheen.

In a bombshell world exclusive, The National ENQUIRER can reveal that the bad boy actor has been hiding an explosive secret from the world: He is HIV positive.

"I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man."
----Charlie Sheen, high as a kite.

Psst, Charlie!  That's not tiger's blood.


I wonder if his krayzee is partly attributable to AIDS related dementia?  Looks like th docs are still not sure if the cause is the HIV virus, another opportunistic critter, or the AIDS medications eventually hard-boiling their brain.  Given the effects I have seen of chemo on the brain, I think that long-term consumption of hte AIDS chemo-like drugs is pretty damned likely.

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Re: Winning!
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2015, 02:12:20 PM »
more shocking...

rooster reads the National Enquirer  :O
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2015, 02:35:09 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on November 16, 2015, 02:12:20 PM
more shocking...

rooster reads the National Enquirer  :O

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon vs...

roo_ster reads drudgereport, drudgereport reads national enquirer.  So, Two Degrees of National Enquirer.

In NE defense, they are the only "news" org to drop the bomb on Edwards' affair during the 2008 campaign.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2015, 03:47:20 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3312995/Hollywood-superstar-dated-award-winning-actress-movie-star-media-personality-model-rumored-learned-HIV-positive.html

I had read this article a few days ago, and wondered who was the subject of the article.  I suspect it is Mr. Sheen, now with the other article naming him.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2015, 03:52:45 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on November 16, 2015, 03:47:20 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3312995/Hollywood-superstar-dated-award-winning-actress-movie-star-media-personality-model-rumored-learned-HIV-positive.html

I had read this article a few days ago, and wondered who was the subject of the article.  I suspect it is Mr. Sheen, now with the other article naming him.

I read the same article and my first thought, at the time I read it, was Sheen.

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Re: Winning!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2015, 03:53:44 PM »
At least he went out with a bang.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2015, 03:59:13 PM »
I have this crazy idea that we're not the only ones who figured Sheen.

 
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2015, 10:25:47 AM »
“Charlie's outlook is positive,” said one informant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai4b7j5a_7M
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2015, 11:46:11 AM »
Two questions...

Is anyone really surprised, and

Who.

Gives.

A.

*expletive deleted*ck.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2015, 11:52:46 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on November 17, 2015, 11:46:11 AM
Two questions...

Is anyone really surprised, and

Who.

Gives.

A.

*expletive deleted*ck.

No and no one that I know.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2015, 12:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on November 17, 2015, 11:46:11 AM
Who.

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A.

*expletive deleted*ck.
A bunch of porn stars and transexual hookers.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2015, 12:27:01 PM »
Thank God I found out before I had sex with him...
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2015, 02:08:01 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on November 17, 2015, 12:27:01 PM
Thank God I found out before I had sex with him...

It was on your bucket list?

Eww.

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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2015, 03:18:43 PM »
Actually it was on his *expletive deleted*ck it list!

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Re: Winning!
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2015, 04:29:49 PM »
Never know when you might get black-out drunk in Hollywood and wind up face-down.

Extremely low-probability event for me, but I can't say it's completely non-zero either.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2015, 04:45:18 PM »
hollywierd morons...
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2015, 04:51:33 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on November 17, 2015, 04:29:49 PM
Never know when you might get black-out drunk in Hollywood and wind up face-down.

Extremely low-probability event for me, but I can't say it's completely non-zero either.

The whole drugs and hookers thing hasn't been working out too well for some people lately...
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2015, 06:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on November 17, 2015, 11:46:11 AM
Two questions...

Is anyone really surprised, and

Who.

Gives.

A.

*expletive deleted*ck.

Hate to post just for a "what he said",  but I will.  Some obnoxious famous guy got HIV?   No *expletive deleted*s awarded.
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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2015, 08:00:27 PM »
Quote from: brimic on November 17, 2015, 04:51:33 PM
The whole drugs and hookers thing hasn't been working out too well for some people lately...

Now now now, let's not be too hasty and condemn the hookers and blow out of hand.

He might have gotten HIV from a blood transfusion...
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2015, 08:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on November 17, 2015, 11:46:11 AM
Two questions...

Is anyone really surprised, and

Who.

Gives.

A.

*expletive deleted*ck.

Believe it or not, the younger of my two bosses thinks that Two and A Half Men should pay him more money because they "encouraged" his bad behavior with the character of Charlie and then got rid of him when he actually became the real life Charlie and wasn't functional anymore.

I told her that Charlie Sheen is a grown ass man and, by that point in his life, should damn well know the difference between a fictional character and real life. She was a little nonplussed that me and her mother had absolutely no sympathy for the man.
Do stupid *expletive deleted*it, win stupid prizes and Charlie Sheen is really winning them now.

Plus, I don't think this tearful reveal is all that spontaneous. It's been awhile since he really had any major media coverage and he came out a little too soon after the story "leaked". I wonder how much money he can make off this escapade.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2015, 08:45:30 PM »
That is one philosophy that I fail to understand and don't like.  These people that seem to think everyone else is responsible for someone's irresponsible behavior and owes them money. 
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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2015, 08:48:26 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on November 17, 2015, 08:45:30 PM
That is one philosophy that I fail to understand and don't like.  These people that seem to think everyone else is responsible for someone's irresponsible behavior and owes them money. 

Agreed.

I think some people just never got it when their mother's told them "Just because all your friends jump off a cliff, it doesn't mean you should."

Plus, they may secretly hope that they will make a mistake that will get them a nice paycheck one day.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2015, 09:02:05 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on November 17, 2015, 08:29:21 PM
Believe it or not, the younger of my two bosses thinks that Two and A Half Men should pay him more money because they "encouraged" his bad behavior with the character of Charlie and then got rid of him when he actually became the real life Charlie and wasn't functional anymore.


Sucks working for a *expletive deleted*ing imbecile.  You've got my sympathy there.
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« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2015, 09:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Andiron on November 17, 2015, 09:02:05 PM
Sucks working for a *expletive deleted*ing imbecile.  You've got my sympathy there.

She usually is much more brilliant.

Plus, the credit card company and comcast have been trying to make her go homicidal for about a week now, so she wasn't exactly in her right mind.
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Re: Winning!
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2015, 09:11:00 PM »
Terrible disease, but it's been common knowledge for decades that a shot of penicillin was no longer enough to cure whatever you caught from a hooker.  :facepalm:
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