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Title: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: Ben on March 15, 2019, 09:59:55 AM

Check it out, Thou fusty base-court skainsmate!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: MillCreek on March 15, 2019, 10:08:32 AM

Thou froward beef-witted dewberry!

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: makattak on March 15, 2019, 10:29:42 AM

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Thou artless onion-eyed moldwarp!

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: HankB on March 15, 2019, 11:45:36 AM

Thou caluminous hell-hated giglet!

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: TommyGunn on March 15, 2019, 11:53:28 AM

Thous doest protesteth too mucheth.   [tinfoil] .....  :facepalm:


 :rofl:

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: Hawkmoon on March 15, 2019, 12:01:08 PM

Thou villainous rude-growing jolt-head!

Thou foul defacer of God's handiwork.

Thou odiferous shard-borne bladder!

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: lee n. field on March 15, 2019, 12:03:20 PM

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2256/1635/products/0065-01_8cef5eb9-9bee-4741-8379-10b38d0682d2.jpg?v=1511966549)

My daughter the theater major has one of these.

https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults-mug (https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults-mug)

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: TommyGunn on March 15, 2019, 12:11:09 PM

Quote from: lee n. field on March 15, 2019, 12:03:20 PM

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2256/1635/products/0065-01_8cef5eb9-9bee-4741-8379-10b38d0682d2.jpg?v=1511966549)

My daughter the theater major has one of these.

https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults-mug (https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults-mug)

Thanks! -- just ordered one for my extensive coffee mug collection.  =D

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: 230RN on March 15, 2019, 03:32:21 PM

Is this one on there?

"Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon." (Timon of Athens - Act IV, Scene iii)

 More real ones:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

Title: Re: Shakespearean Insulter
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on March 15, 2019, 06:40:51 PM

Be not lost so poorly in your thoughts.

I have a top ten Shakespeare insult tshirt.