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Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« on: August 22, 2012, 03:35:01 PM »
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 03:42:40 PM »
I don't even know where to start with this monkey business...

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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 03:45:25 PM »
Does EVERYTHING have to go ape?
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 04:09:50 PM »
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Cops said he was uncooperative and aggressive when they asked him to zip up and leave the lab.

Snort! Snort! There has to be a class 1 felony charge there somewhere!  =D

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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 04:11:00 PM »
Guy made a baboon of himself!
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 05:09:18 PM »
The monkey's spiked his drink and set him up.   =D
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 05:12:57 PM »
The cops prevented a case of ape rape.
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 05:18:02 PM »
Monkey see monkey do
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 05:24:00 PM »
28 Days Later with a bit of a comedic twist to it? ??? I mean, drunk, half-naked guy with a lot of monkeys running around, that's hilarious, until they show signs of infection. :O
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2012, 05:55:16 PM »
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2012, 05:58:13 PM »
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2012, 06:46:26 PM »
Quote from: brimic on August 22, 2012, 05:12:57 PM
The cops prevented a case of ape rape.

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Yeah, but did anybody check the apes to see if they had been raped?

Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

stay safe.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2012, 07:38:51 PM »
It seems a LOT of threads recently feature a lot of monkeybusiness...... :angel:
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2012, 08:51:05 PM »
Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave!  Damned dirty apes!
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2012, 09:58:40 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on August 22, 2012, 06:46:26 PM


Yeah, but did anybody check the apes to see if they had been raped?

Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

stay safe.

At the very least is sounds like a monkey got spanked.
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2012, 10:13:04 PM »
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 10:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Ron on August 22, 2012, 09:58:40 PM
At the very least is sounds like a monkey got spanked.

Clearly, some training of the helper monkeys was going on, with an eye towards negating the need for a girlfriend.
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 11:01:01 PM »
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lab tech gets into some serious monkey business
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2012, 11:58:47 PM »
Tech is found, intoxicated, with his pants down "partying" with a bunch of monkeys he let loose....
Is this the real reason planet of the apes started?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Lab-tech-parties-with-escaped-monkeys/-/1637132/16224040/-/format/rss_2.0/-/12ybs92z/-/index.html
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 12:23:13 AM »
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Re: lab tech gets into some serious monkey business
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 12:25:33 AM »
Duuuude! You have got to start looking before you start duplicate threads!

And how does this relate to national reciprocity?  :P
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 10:06:21 AM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on August 22, 2012, 06:46:26 PM
Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

Maybe the dude's really bad at strip poker.
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Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 11:32:16 AM »
Quote from: GigaBuist on August 23, 2012, 10:06:21 AM
Maybe the dude's really bad at strip poker.

I actually had to stop and think if research chimps are commonly decked out in diapers, just to consider the possibility of a lab tech having even a remote chance of winning.

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