Author Topic: I'm a dirty rotten troll. (Read 3040 times)

Guest · « **on:** November 26, 2005, 02:41:32 AM »

http://www.ratemybody.com/forum/topic.aspx?SelectMenu=.%2F&whichpage=12&TOPIC_ID=566518

Yes, yes I am. Bottom post.

I will ask him more questions if given.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2005, 06:01:23 AM »

Ok...

Looks like a dirty, rotten, pedophilic forum, too. shocked

Glad to have APS, THR, and TFL after just looking there for a few minutes.

pauli · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2005, 04:01:33 PM »

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Do you duct-tape trauma plates to your chest and back before going to work, and does your plan A involve taking multiple .308 hits to the chest while Ola assembles a NEF handi-rifle?

oh goodie. he's a wing chunner, too.

brimic · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2005, 09:03:17 PM »

Wow a site with more retards and disturbed people than the pirate4x4 site from a couple of weeks ago.

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2005, 06:36:47 AM »

Lot of similarities, aren't there, Brimic? My wife was looking over my shoulder as I clicked on Blackburn's link, and even she was put off by what she read there. Then she asked me why I would even go to such a website. All was for the better, I turned off the computer and we both took the dogs for a nice walk outside. Wink

K Frame · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2005, 07:47:26 AM »

You forgot the special ninja boots that allow you to climb walls, and the tactical golf cart...

Strings · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2005, 03:38:44 PM »

>I read your post but it's waaaay off topic for the thread and would require more info regarding training than I'm allowed to discuss (so sayeth those Above). I considered sending you my secure email to discuss things further, but I really probably said too much.<

I always love how these guys can't say anything more about their training when you question 'em on it. "I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you" types bother me...

>I can get away with mentioning the Combat Perception since I published some articles as it relates to Wing Chun.<

Isn't that the martial art that is used for movies, because it has so many overblown/theatrical moves? And isn't it essentially useless in actual combat? Or am I thinking of something else?

And I just HAVE to...

Let's see who is more tactical:

-Do you wear short short cutoff jeans to bed so you can have a belt and holster on?
Nope: Beretta is next to the bed, shoulder rig with extra mags is hanging in the closet. That count?

-Do you have a ziplock baggy for in the shower, or do you stick it under the towel stack?
Towel stack

-How many hours of simunitions training and FOF- and which instructors?
Unfortunately, none. Not available around here (unless you count paintball)

-What's your 21 foot speed- from a non ready position?
Would you believe I'm not sure how to answer this? I can draw from a non-ready position in roughly 3-5 seconds (depending on which gun I go for, normal carry is three). I can cover 21 feet in less...

-Do you use the term "operator" often?
Only when calling information

-Do you believe in hydrostatic shock / "energy dump"?
Only in certain hunting applications...

-Do you believe in Unicorns?
See above

-9mm or .45?
Ummm... whichever is closer to hand, actually

-Black nylon webbing- the key to winning?
Heathen! Leather all the time, every time!

-Gold Dot or Hydra-Shok?
Gold dot usually

And most importantly:

-Do you duct-tape trauma plates to your chest and back before going to work
No, although I keep a couple in a breifcase

-and does your plan A involve taking multiple .308 hits to the chest while Ola assembles a NEF handi-rifle?
It was to the BACK, man. Don't you know ANYTHING? :neener:

brimic · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2005, 03:06:40 PM »

OUCH! Burning cola just shot out of my nose and mouth and just deposited itself all over my keyboard and monitor.

Strings · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2005, 06:15:15 PM »

Ok... ya might want to ask if he also practices Pua Qua ("bagwa", long a in the begining). ANd see if he can do any other Jedi Mind Tricks...

Oh... does he dodge bullets, or catch 'em in mid-flight?

doczinn · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2005, 10:18:39 PM »

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While he was standing there I focused by qigong and did a firm elemental earth attachment (think electromagnetism). I then lightly raised my hand and did a mild palm push at his shoulder--end result, my qigong energy destroyed his root instantly and he rocked back and nearly collapsed.

Words fail me.

USP45usp · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2005, 07:53:10 AM »

Well, it looks as if we've found the new home of the mall ninja.

Geez, I wonder if he bought his light saber of the rack or built it himself rolleyes

Wayne

Strings · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2005, 12:03:31 AM »

>My REAL introduction to swordfighting was in the SCA<

Oh, REALLY?

I started learning to play with long pieces of steel at 5: dad was making swords for fun, so of COURSE I wanted to play with 'em. Dad taught me a little bit over the years...

SCA is "tournament" style: meaning rules. In an actual fight, there aren't any rules. The few times I've open sparred against SCA folk, they learned the difference (and never WERE able to impress me). Anyone claiming that was their "REAL introduction" to swordwork would be kinda fun to tangle with (in a sadistic way)...

Strings · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2006, 05:19:24 PM »

man... you're having WAY too much fun with this guy!

Anyone want to bet on what the "man" is really like?

>that has 1000 rounds of .308, 1000 rounds of 7.62 x 39, 500 rounds of 7.62 x 54, 200 rounds of 00 buck 12g, 300 rounds of .45, 200 rounds of 9mm, 300 rounds of .40 etc<

Isn't that like the minimum requirement for joining THR or TFL? Wink

Stand_watie · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2006, 06:00:37 PM »

Can you insert jpg's in the messages? If so (with skunkabilly's permission) I think this one would be appropriate.

Chris · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2006, 05:37:52 AM »

Wing Chun? Wasn't that the pop group from the 80's that did "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"?

Bet this guy is a 17 year old Napolean Dynamite wanna-be, who has only fired gun in video games.

grampster · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2006, 10:19:38 AM »

Wang Chung.

By the way, what ever happened to ole' Skunky?

LawDog · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2006, 11:15:47 AM »

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My REAL introduction to swordfighting was in the SCA.

*snort*

I was mildly interested in the Panhandle division of the SCA once.

Then I went to one of their meetings.

LawDog: "Why is that fighter kneeling?"
SCA Doode: "Oh, he got a leg chopped off."
LD: "But he's still fighting."
SCAD: "Yeah, he's scrappy."
LD: *twitch, twitch*

SCAD: "Let's see how you do. Go ahead and attack."
LD feints a back-stroke towards strong-side thigh. Opponent dips blade to counter, LD hooks shield-to-shield, opens and and flicks an outside overhand strike to shoulder
SCAD: "Now, you can't hit people with your shield."
LD: "You can't?"
SCAD: "No, it's cheating."
LD: "There are entire fectbuchs devoted to the offensive use of the shield in Medieval and Renaissance swordplay."
SCAD: "It's still cheating."
LD: *twitch, twitch*

So much for LawDog's presence amongst the SCA types.

LawDog

Strings · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2006, 08:34:55 PM »

Wow... so many inaccuracies...

>I fought samurai style or using two swords at once and can say without bragging that I was a killing machine.<

The proper term here is "Florentine". And has been for decades...

>charging each other with the sole intent to beat each other senseless.<

Ummm... any fighter on the field actually looking to do damage would find themselves in the hospital rather quickly...

>I won a 30-man free-for-all in 1987 in Huntington, WV with light weapons.<

"Light weapons" had nothing to do with PVC, but was instead rapier combat (and wasn't fought against people in armour). The PVC wrapped in foam only started in the last decade or so, and is meant for kids who can't become full fighters due to age restrictions...

>Most have no idea of the geneology part. My mom has traced our line back to 968 and I have relatives that were captains who knew and fought personally with William the Conquerer (1066) and who were royalty.<

Wow... when did the SCA become Gardenarian Wicca? That's the oly place *I'VE* ever heard anything mentioned about geneology...

Why do i get the feeling that only reason this guy picks on video game players ("Unfortunately, the fat, retard, X-box playing, cyber-geeks") is beacuse he lacks the hand-eye coordination to play himself. In all other respects, I'd guess he just described himself...

brimic · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2006, 11:28:12 PM »

He must be a master of Rex Kwan Do.

grislyatoms · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2006, 10:53:37 AM »

This guy is on quite an ego trip!

The references to the "powers that be" seem to change. At first, it sounds like some shady .gov organization that he's concerned about, then it seems to change to some kind of Triad / Yakuza / Illuminati org he's referring to.

The few people I have met (2) that have actually had extensive martial arts training and really were "Billy Bad ass" would never talk or act like this guy.

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Author Topic: I'm a dirty rotten troll. (Read 3040 times)

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