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Title: Well, They Don't Call it a Sloth For Nothing...
Post by: Ben on January 24, 2007, 10:17:45 AM
Calling Mr. Obvious.... Cheesy

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_fe_st/unmoveable_sloth_4

JENA, Germany - Scientists in the eastern German city of Jena said Wednesday they have finally given up after three years of failed attempts to entice a sloth into budging as part of an experiment in animal movement.

The sloth, named Mats, was remanded to a zoo after consistently refusing to climb up and then back down a pole, as part of an experiment conducted by scientists at the University of Jena's Institute of Systematic Zoology and Evolutionary Biology.

Neither pounds of cucumbers nor plates of homemade spaghetti were appetizing enough to make Mats move.

"Mats obviously wanted absolutely nothing to do with furthering science," said Axel Burchardt, a university spokesman.

Mats' new home is the zoo in the northwestern city of Duisburg where, according to all reports, he is very comfortable.
Title: Re: Well, They Don't Call it a Sloth For Nothing...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 24, 2007, 10:29:02 AM
Mat is an appropriate name for a sloth, no? 
Title: Re: Well, They Don't Call it a Sloth For Nothing...
Post by: Fly320s on January 24, 2007, 12:01:43 PM
Did they try free porn or an upgrade to first class?
Title: Re: Well, They Don't Call it a Sloth For Nothing...
Post by: crt360 on January 24, 2007, 01:52:50 PM
Why would anyone move for cucumbers?  Where are the 75 cent long necks and hot sloth chicks?