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Title: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 31, 2007, 02:21:15 AM
What are you and yours dressing as for Halloween? 
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 31, 2007, 02:35:12 AM
An upper middle class suburbanite.
My boy will be a cartoon character, and my daughter is the ice princess.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: charby on October 31, 2007, 03:28:57 AM
She dressed as a Brownie (like girl scout) for work. I wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt when I answered the door for the trick or treaters, this is what I normally wear when I get home and not going anywhere. I wasn't in the mood to dress up and I only had 4 kids stop by for treats. I want to know where all the rug rats are that I see every day in the neighborhood.

-C
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: CAnnoneer on October 31, 2007, 05:40:04 AM
I have four costumes: a witchhunter puritan, a wizard, a barbarian, and a mandarin. Thought of adding a pirate but now everybody wants to be a pirate due to a certain recent atrociously bad movie series, which will remain unnamed.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: grampster on October 31, 2007, 05:45:28 AM
A grumpy old know it all. 
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: K Frame on October 31, 2007, 05:47:38 AM
Homicidal maniac.

They look like everyone else.

Which means I get to wear my normal jeans and polo.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Scout26 on October 31, 2007, 05:52:30 AM
After the "Incident" last year, Mrs Scout won't let me take the kids trick-or-treating as a "streaker" anymore.  shocked cheesy rolleyes

j/k......
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Modifiedbrowning on October 31, 2007, 06:12:06 AM
A long haired creepy.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Tallpine on October 31, 2007, 06:40:31 AM
A cowboy-drifter looking character: boots, jeans, sixgun, Carhart coat, neckerchief, beard, and wool hat. Smiley

Wait!  That's how I dress every day this time of year.  rolleyes

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Harold Tuttle on October 31, 2007, 07:11:18 AM
I will be demanding visitors cut down the mightiest tree in the forest

with...


a herring!
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Manedwolf on October 31, 2007, 07:13:01 AM
An upper middle class suburbanite.
My boy will be a cartoon character, and my daughter is the ice princess.

She's dressing as Hillary?  grin

Also, one of the papers here showed an amusing "Al Gore" costume. Guy in a suit, scowling, carrying an inflatable globe and a hair dryer pointed at it.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Mabs2 on October 31, 2007, 07:50:41 AM
I'm going to put on a shirt and wear my Jerry Garcia tie.
That's about it.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: mtnbkr on October 31, 2007, 08:03:27 AM
I'm going as "boring white guy".  Dockers, polo shirt, short haircut, wife and kid.

Oh...

Wait, that's me every day of the year. Wink

Chris
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: mfree on October 31, 2007, 08:36:29 AM
I've got a pretty snazzy "Wizard's Robe" and a high-end latex skeleton mask in the closet. I figure with those two I can mix and match a couple times.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: cosine on October 31, 2007, 08:39:48 AM
Surprisingly enough, so far I've only seen one student wearing a costume. I thought there would be more.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Brad Johnson on October 31, 2007, 08:57:05 AM
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I'm going as "boring white guy".  Dockers, polo shirt, short haircut, wife and kid.

I thought that was "Dorky Middle Management Yes Man"?

Brad
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Nightfall on October 31, 2007, 09:00:44 AM
I'm going as "guy who just got home from work and is still wearing Dockers and a dress shirt".

Or maybe I'll put on a golf glove and pretend I'm a golfer. From hell or something.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: mtnbkr on October 31, 2007, 09:36:48 AM
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I'm going as "boring white guy".  Dockers, polo shirt, short haircut, wife and kid.
I thought that was "Dorky Middle Management Yes Man"?
Brad

Nah, haven't aspired to my inevitable position on the Peter Principle continuum yet. Wink

Chris
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Moondoggie on October 31, 2007, 10:27:12 AM
I think I'll dress up as a deputy sheriff...

except I'll have real guns, real handcuffs, a real cop car, etc.

I imagine I'll get to attend a few festivities tonight, but I won't have an invitation to any of them.  I also won't be imbibing.

Hopefully, I won't have to help load anyone into the meatwagon.  Helping someone into a cell is OK, though.

Now, where's that chick in the "Elvira" costume?Huh???
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Strings on October 31, 2007, 11:25:25 AM
Heh... most fun was when we still had the snake. I answered to door with three feet of boa constrictor wrapped around the back of my neck.

 The kids, it didn't faze. But one mother, when she realized that there was a real snake nosing in her direction, teleported down the driveway (roughly 50'), leaving her kids behind.

 HER mother (the tykes' grandma) thought that was hilarious.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: thebaldguy on October 31, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
Soccer referee. Black shirt, black shorts, black socks. Whistle and red/yellow cards.

When somebody dumps a beer/drink, you blow the whistle and they are shown a yellow card for bad play. Write the costume in the book, and display the yellow card to the party. It's pretty funny. Red cards are used for peeing outside (illegal in the city), vomiting, or getting caught making out. Red wine on a white carpet is also a red card.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Mabs2 on October 31, 2007, 01:30:35 PM
Well, I couldn't get the tie on.
A contraption of the devil, I say.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on October 31, 2007, 02:41:26 PM
I'll be dressing up as a festively plump mid 20's IT manager who is stuck at work tonight.  Exciting, yes?
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Tuco on October 31, 2007, 02:58:29 PM
5yr old = Cowgirl
3yr old = Ladybug
Wife = MILF
Me = Sitting on the rocker by the stairs giving out candy to the little gremlins.

SWMBO would not let me rig up the Cowgirl with a holstered, nonoperational Single Six, nor give single pennies to 15+ yr old gremlins. 

I try, but curmudgery eludes me.

BOO!
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Paddy on October 31, 2007, 04:59:24 PM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 31, 2007, 05:11:58 PM
I see RileyMc is going as a narrow minded tight @ss grin grin
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Regolith on October 31, 2007, 05:35:52 PM
A broke college student.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Strings on October 31, 2007, 05:39:54 PM
Wow... even in a thread about something fun and happy (Halloween costumes), Riley can post a negative comment. And here i thought he'd let us down!
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 31, 2007, 06:39:18 PM
Wow... even in a thread about something fun and happy (Halloween costumes), Riley can post a negative comment.


So the two of us have that in common.   grin   We didn't get to participate in much Satanism, tonight, as our Wed. night church meeting interrupted the Satan worship.  Or the trick or treat thing, whatever you want to call it.  That means more demon-chocolate for us. 
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: BobR on October 31, 2007, 07:03:33 PM
I was dressed as a nurse who looked concerned and cared when people told me their pain was 10 out of 10 while I was doing triage. Of course it was tough to get that out of them as they ate their doritos and were talking on their cell phones with that unrelenting pain.

Tomorrow I can go back to being an AH.

bob
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Strings on October 31, 2007, 08:23:23 PM
Now fistful... if you don't start meeting your obligations, you're gonna loose your "Pooh-Bah" status in the Beelzebub for President group. i mean, lettin' lil' things like some church meetin' get in the way... sheesh! Tongue

 I have to ask you something, Riley. In all seriousness: are you Jack Chick, or one of his followers? Just curious...
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: charby on October 31, 2007, 08:29:24 PM
Wow... even in a thread about something fun and happy (Halloween costumes), Riley can post a negative comment.


So the two of us have that in common.   grin   We didn't get to participate in much Satanism, tonight, as our Wed. night church meeting interrupted the Satan worship.  Or the trick or treat thing, whatever you want to call it.  That means more demon-chocolate for us. 

So your ass is in church on Nov 1st for All Saints Day?  Wait Catholic Holy Day of Obligation and yes they are the wrong kind of Christianity in most Christian Baptist or Evangelical beliefs. Sorry had to jab where I could, also I apologize for the Pope saying Catholism is the only form of Christianity that is the true religion.

I guess God hates little kids in Halloween costumes.



Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Strings on October 31, 2007, 08:32:52 PM
heh...

 there's a goth musician calling himself Voltaire, with a song titled "God Hates". It's a list of all the different things men have claimed that God hates. Which, if you compile the list, is pretty much everything (with the possible exception of mutant iguanas, but I'd include them just to be on the safe side)...

 If you like sarcastic wit, you might want to give him a listen. He's made his living out of writing and preforming goth music that makes fun of goths...
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Euclidean on October 31, 2007, 08:35:53 PM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.

By that logic you don't celebrate Christmas either.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: charby on October 31, 2007, 08:41:37 PM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.

By that logic you don't celebrate Christmas either.

Yep most Christian Holidays are based around old pagan times of Ritutuals, easier for the locals of the times to accept.

Christmas tree is about as non Christian as one can get.

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Euclidean on October 31, 2007, 08:43:57 PM
Indeed.  I rather think that one must assign a significance to the holiday, what it personally means to them, if anything.

I ate a Kit Kat.  And watched one classic Scooby Doo rerun.  That's pretty much the whole meaning of Halloween to me at this point in my life.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Phantom Warrior on October 31, 2007, 09:29:22 PM
In keeping with all the sarcastic people on APS, I dressed up as a soldier last night.  And today too.  Freaking Iraq...
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 01, 2007, 02:13:48 AM
Charby, did you misunderstand me?  I was being sarcastic.  We actually did give candy to trick-or-treater's last night.  And we didn't even hand out religious tracts, either.   smiley  Then we went to church for our regular Wed. evening service, so we didn't "treat" that many kids. 

And my wife actually did wear some plastic Viking accouterments while at the pre-school yesterday. 


Sorry, Strings.  I guess I have been a disappointment to The Evil One and his followers.  By which I mean Jack Chick, of course.   smiley
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: mtnbkr on November 01, 2007, 03:08:27 AM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.

My wife and I took our daughter to the mall to worship Satan, I mean troll for candy.  Afterwards, we went to dinner, then home.

I guess Satan wants us to spend time together as a family. 

Chris
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: HankB on November 01, 2007, 03:41:22 AM
Now, where's that chick in the "Elvira" costume?Huh???
Be careful that it's not a guy . . .  shocked
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: RevDisk on November 01, 2007, 04:01:36 AM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.

I sure as heck did last night.   Various evil, demonic rituals.  Plus a GWAR concert.  Then "Dracula's Ball".  More attractive women wearing insanely beautiful outfits than anywhere west of Prague.  Got into a so-so fight. (Only 4 to 1 odds, nothing impressive or exerting)  Add in various debauchery, sins of the flesh, intaking of spirits (the alcoholic kind), etc.   

Hey, Halloween is one of the most important religious experiences for us pagans.  Gotta do it proper.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: mike on November 01, 2007, 04:24:23 AM
WHERE ARE ALL OF THE PICTURES?Huh?? rolleyes grin
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: charby on November 01, 2007, 04:47:44 AM
Charby, did you misunderstand me?  I was being sarcastic.  We actually did give candy to trick-or-treater's last night.  And we didn't even hand out religious tracts, either.   smiley  Then we went to church for our regular Wed. evening service, so we didn't "treat" that many kids. 

I was being silly also.

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Strings on November 01, 2007, 05:54:35 AM
Sorry Mike. If we show pictures of what we do on Halloween, we'd have to kill you.

 Of course, if you'd like to subscribe to the web feed... Wink
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Paddy on November 01, 2007, 06:22:33 AM
I don't participate in satanic rituals.

By that logic you don't celebrate Christmas either.

Christmas celebrates the birth of CHRIST.  Halloween celebrates death and demons.  See the diff?
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: CAnnoneer on November 01, 2007, 06:47:17 AM
Christmas celebrates the birth of CHRIST.  Halloween celebrates death and demons.  See the diff?

The other name for Halloween is "All Saints Day". But sure, "death and daemons" Smiley

Also, Christmas was originally a pagan thing corresponding to the winter solstice, a point of "rebirth" beyond which the day starts getting longer again. The Christians took it over.

You might be surprised to learn that Sunday is the day of church for Christians because Emperor Constantine wanted to convert his soldiers to Christianity. The soldiers traditionally worshiped the Sun on Sundays, so Constantine absorbed a pagan worship to strengthen the Christian worship.

The above scenario was replayed with the days of celebrating many saints coinciding with pagan rituals at specific dates of agricultural significance.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: cosine on November 01, 2007, 07:36:53 AM
Christmas celebrates the birth of CHRIST.  Halloween celebrates death and demons.  See the diff?

The other name for Halloween is "All Saints Day". But sure, "death and daemons" Smiley


Close. Today is "All Saints Day." Yesterday was Halloween. Diminutive of "All Hallows Eve." The saints were hallowed people. And yesterday was the day (the 'eve,' to use an archaic term) before their feastday.

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Paddy on November 01, 2007, 07:37:19 AM
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The other name for Halloween is "All Saints Day".

Wrong. "All Saints Day" is the day following Halloween -"All Hallow's Eve"

Also, thanks for the history of Christmas, however, in modern times, Christmas is a Christian holiday.  That's why the statists and atheists want to ban it and its symbols.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Euclidean on November 01, 2007, 08:46:59 AM
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The other name for Halloween is "All Saints Day".

Wrong. "All Saints Day" is the day following Halloween -"All Hallow's Eve"

Also, thanks for the history of Christmas, however, in modern times, Christmas is a Christian holiday.  That's why the statists and atheists want to ban it and its symbols.

That's why I was saying you have to decide for yourself what a holiday means to you.  Halloween doesn't mean anything to me personally, I think it's just a cheap commercial holiday that has lost its cultural relevance.  But for say a practicing pagan, it means much more.  I don't see what it has to do with Satan in any event.

Christmas may be celebrated by you and I and others in the spirit of celebration of the birth of Christ (I also add family togetherness, thanksgiving, and a bit of sentimental muck to the mix myself), but all of its trappings and its original function was very much non Christian.  Where in the Bible does it say "Thou shalt have a Christmas tree?"

But I do agree with you there is a war on Christmas, in favor of viewing it strictly as a generic holiday.  The religious significance of the holiday is the part they would rather stamp out if they could help it.  I'm going to get a Sharpie marker and walk around the store, scratching out the word "Holiday" on signage and replacing it with "Christmas" when no one is looking myself, but don't tell anyone.  I don't want to overdo it or they'll investigate.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Gewehr98 on November 01, 2007, 09:28:12 AM
If Riley ever posts something positive and light-hearted, I'll drop dead from a sheer heart attack. His negativity lately has been unprecedented, and I haven't even been around to see most of it.
 
BTW, we Lutherans don't consider 31 October to be a satanic date at all - far from it.

Google "95 Theses"

Myself, I was at work, distributing Halloween-colored donuts to my employees. 
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Balog on November 01, 2007, 09:32:01 AM
There is a world of difference between pagans and Satanists.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: charby on November 01, 2007, 10:20:26 AM
There is a world of difference between pagans and Satanists.

Yes there is....  I'd break bread with any Pagan

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Tallpine on November 01, 2007, 11:22:23 AM
Bliadhna math ?r!


Happy (Celtic) New Year!  laugh
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 01, 2007, 01:12:29 PM

You might be surprised to learn that Sunday is the day of church for Christians because Emperor Constantine wanted to convert his soldiers to Christianity. The soldiers traditionally worshiped the Sun on Sundays, so Constantine absorbed a pagan worship to strengthen the Christian worship. 


There may be a grain of truth there, but you are really stretching it.  We worship on Sunday because Christ rose from the dead on that day.  Christians began meeting on Sundays long before Constantine.   
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: RevDisk on November 01, 2007, 02:10:35 PM
WHERE ARE ALL OF THE PICTURES?Huh?? rolleyes grin

Sorry about that, no photos.  Cameras are kinda frowned upon under certain circumstances.  Sides, I don't think my camera would have survived. 

On the plus side, my boss gave me off yesterday and today for 'religious observation' instead of vacation time.   (In fairness, I do usually work every other religion's major holidays.  ALL of 'em.)   


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There is a world of difference between pagans and Satanists.

 
Yea, pagans know how to throw a better party.  Plus we have other colours in our wardrobe besides black and red.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 01, 2007, 02:31:56 PM
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There is a world of difference between pagans and Satanists.

 
Yea, pagans know how to throw a better party.  Plus we have other colours in our wardrobe besides black and red. 


Oooh, yeth.  Greenth, brownth.  Nithe Earth toneth.   laugh
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Euclidean on November 01, 2007, 02:39:54 PM
There may be a grain of truth there, but you are really stretching it.  We worship on Sunday because Christ rose from the dead on that day.  Christians began meeting on Sundays long before Constantine.   

Agree and yet also disagree.

Then why do Orthodox Jews and Seventh Day Adventists (I think) consider the Sabbath day to be Saturday?  Is that not the actual 7th day of the week?  Last time I checked God rested on the seventh day, not the first (Sunday).  Are these traditions not fairly long withstanding in and of themselves?

Granted I will give you that distinction is arbitrary, as we could arrange our calendar differently or recite the days of the week with different terminal points so long as we kept the same order.

On top of that, yes we observe the crucifixition and subsequent resurrection on a Friday/Sunday, but do we really have any proof that it happened on a Friday/Sunday?  Why not a Monday/Wednesday?  Is it any less amazing or meaningful that way?

Edit:  actually we do, but the point still stands that it's no less meaningful.  Sorry I'm tired after work and class.  My bad, but I'll leave my mistake in here and own up to it.

It reminds me slightly of people who swear that Jesus Christ was on born December 25, 0000.  If you dare suggest it could have been any time during the census, you are a heretic.

I quite frankly think that it's the spirit of the thing that matters here and not the actual mechanics of it.  I dare say the dates/days of the week we choose have to do with convenience and tradition (as fistful points out, obliquely) than any sort of true historical accuracy.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: De Selby on November 01, 2007, 02:42:55 PM
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Then why do Orthodox Jews

Please note that Muslims and Jews do not use a solar calendar for religious purposes-it is lunar, and with Islam, the day begins at sundown, not sun-up (I believe it is the same for Jews, but I'm not sure.)

Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Euclidean on November 01, 2007, 02:44:00 PM
I didn't know that.  I always thought Jewish practicioners went to temple and other services on Saturdays.  Thank you shootinstudent.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Len Budney on November 01, 2007, 02:45:30 PM
There may be a grain of truth there, but you are really stretching it.  We worship on Sunday because Christ rose from the dead on that day.  Christians began meeting on Sundays long before Constantine.   

I think that was a back-justification. The earliest believers were Jewish, and they still attended synagogue on Saturday, and many observed the Sabbath. Sunday was a logical day for the Nazarenes to meet with each other.

--Len.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: De Selby on November 01, 2007, 02:56:30 PM
I didn't know that.  I always thought Jewish practicioners went to temple and other services on Saturdays.  Thank you shootinstudent.

I believe they do-but saturday starts at sundown on Friday.  In Islam, Friday is the required day for prayers at the Masjid.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 01, 2007, 03:22:29 PM
There may be a grain of truth there, but you are really stretching it.  We worship on Sunday because Christ rose from the dead on that day.  Christians began meeting on Sundays long before Constantine.   

I think that was a back-justification. The earliest believers were Jewish, and they still attended synagogue on Saturday, and many observed the Sabbath. Sunday was a logical day for the Nazarenes to meet with each other. 


That may be.  However, the New Testament records that the disciples were together on "the first day of the week," when the risen Christ first appeared to them (after appearing to some of the women and a couple of men on the road, earlier).  I think there may be other references to Sunday meetings in the NT.  I may look them up later.

Euclid, the Jews certainly hold Saturday to be the Sabbath.  That doesn't mean that Christians couldn't and didn't begin to celebrate a different kind of Sabbath on a different day of the week.  The letter to the Hebrews would seem to apply.   smiley
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Marnoot on November 01, 2007, 03:34:57 PM
There may be a grain of truth there, but you are really stretching it.  We worship on Sunday because Christ rose from the dead on that day.  Christians began meeting on Sundays long before Constantine.   

I think that was a back-justification. The earliest believers were Jewish, and they still attended synagogue on Saturday, and many observed the Sabbath. Sunday was a logical day for the Nazarenes to meet with each other. 
I think there may be other references to Sunday meetings in the NT.  I may look them up later.

Acts 20:7 is another one:

"And upon the first day of the week, when the disciples came together to break bread, Paul preached unto them, ready to depart on the morrow; and continued his speech until midnight."
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 01, 2007, 03:41:06 PM
Is that where the kid falls out of the window and dies?  Long, fatally boring sermons.  Another grand Christian tradition that goes ALL the way back.  laugh


Don't worry, folks.  The kid is brought back to life.   smiley
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Len Budney on November 01, 2007, 03:43:27 PM
No question they met on Sunday--though it's interesting that they were together on the first day of the week before they knew Christ had risen.  grin

Paul at least was busy on Saturdays, preaching in the synagogues. (Acts 9:20, 13:5)

--Len.
Title: Re: My wife the Viking
Post by: Marnoot on November 01, 2007, 03:44:28 PM
Is that where the kid falls out of the window and dies?  Long, fatally boring sermons.  Another grand Christian tradition that goes ALL the way back.  laugh

Don't worry, folks.  The kid is brought back to life.   smiley

That it is! 

And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead.

I should be more grateful sometimes that my church building doesn't have high-elevation seats... laugh