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Duplicate Named Criminals
« on: February 22, 2012, 09:58:25 AM »
This story just reminded me of:

"Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl."

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/21/three-brothers-with-same-name-arrested-in-massachusetts-drug-raid/#ixzz1n6WUexy0?test=latestnews
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 10:28:02 AM »
I was half expecting different last names.
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 11:11:56 AM »
Reminds me of an interview with a welfare mother who had 10 children. Interviewer asked the kid's names.

"Daryl"

What about the rest?

"They's all named Daryl. Makes it easy - I say 'Daryl, time for bed' and they all go to bed. At dinner, I say 'Daryl, time for dinner' and they all come to dinner."

What if she wants to talk to a particular child?

"Oh, then I just calls 'em by his last name."
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 11:46:54 AM »
Apparently being named after holy entities had little impact on their ability to be good and decent folk.
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 01:48:26 PM »
Quote from: Ben on February 22, 2012, 09:58:25 AM
This story just reminded me of:

"Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl."

That's a good one. First thing I thought of was George Foreman's kids.
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 03:29:03 PM »
I'm going to wait for the trial.  Separate attorneys for each, and cross-objections as to which one is referred to as Angel-1, or -2, or -3 based on allegations that the number assigned carries some derogatory attribute.  Either that or someone screws up and says Angel Luis when pointing to Angel Ramon but actually meant Angel Carlos. [popcorn]

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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 07:16:33 PM »
My stepbrother has the same first name as me.
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Re: Duplicate Named Criminals
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 08:38:06 PM »
Quote from: freakazoid on February 22, 2012, 07:16:33 PM
My stepbrother has the same first name as me.

What days do you get to use it?

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