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Swiss Colony Beef Log
« on: December 23, 2011, 03:34:49 PM »
I had no idea there really was such a thing as a Swiss Colony or a beef log. But the legends, they're all true!

http://www.swisscolony.com/Cheese--Meats/Sausage-Ham--Other-Meats/The-Original-BEEF-LOG-1-2-lbs.pro?fpi=2932&catCd=AW
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2011, 03:38:59 PM »
But it is no pepperoni.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2011, 03:41:45 PM »
The existence of pepperoni was never in doubt.

Given: God exists.

If God exists, He loves us and wants us to have pepperoni.

Conclusion: Pepperoni exists.


Any pepperoni skeptics, therefore, are godless commies and can be ignored.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2011, 04:34:29 PM »
When I saw the title of this, my first thought was it was going to describe something in Ned's life.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2011, 05:15:23 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=camzddC2DaQ

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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2011, 05:49:01 PM »
It's what's for dinner.   ;)
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 06:50:51 PM »
I had no idea there really was such a thing as a Swiss Colony or a beef log. But the legends, they're all true!

They're not far from me.  My one son did temp work there last summer.  They're also only a few blocks from the source of Berghof Beer.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 08:55:01 PM »
I'm thinking they could have come up with a better name for it. Beef Log just doesn't work for me, summer sausage, salami, anything.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2011, 09:41:30 PM »
I'm thinking they could have come up with a better name for it. Beef Log just doesn't work for me, summer sausage, salami, anything.

So many things I shouldn't say in response to that.
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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2011, 10:30:06 PM »
No beef log this year...   :'(

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Re: Swiss Colony Beef Log
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2011, 10:36:27 PM »
So many things I shouldn't say in response to that.

Hey, if a "beef log" is what does it for you...
 =D
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