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Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« on: September 26, 2012, 06:04:54 AM »
Optics Planet sells a lot of stuff besides optics . . . lately, they're advertising things like “Bug Out Bags” prepacked with some survival gear, ranging from batteries to binoculars.

But for the mere price of $23,999 (a $31,375 value!) you can get their Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) kit.

Better get it while you can - at that bargain price, real zombie hunters will be lining up for the deal!

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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 06:21:51 AM »
It comes with a OPMOD Battle Mug - WITH carry handle BM002!

That accessory alone makes it well worth the price.

stay safe.

PS -

If you wanted to rag on the load of totally unnecessary junk they loaded the package down with, I would be with you.  But saying that saying ZOMBIESOMG!! is somehow bad is something up with which I cannot put.
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 08:54:08 AM »
Yep, every Haunted House I see advertised around here is Zombie themed.

I think we might be hitting "Peak Zombie".
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 08:58:40 AM »
Didn't we cover this already?
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 09:45:20 AM »
Zombies jumped the shark a few years ago.
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 09:53:21 AM »
Quote from: brimic on September 26, 2012, 09:45:20 AM
Zombies jumped the shark a few years ago.

Ooooh! The next SyFy original movie: Zombie Sharks!
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 10:17:46 AM »
I'll hold out for Zombie Rock Monster, or Zombie Ice Spiders.
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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 11:52:32 AM »
Quote from: Jamisjockey on September 26, 2012, 08:58:40 AM
Didn't we cover this already?

Yes.


Quote from: brimic on September 26, 2012, 09:45:20 AM
Zombies jumped the shark a few years ago.
And yes.

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Re: Zombie thing has gone too far . . .
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 12:42:00 PM »
Sat what you want, but the Zombie Apocalypse has started. Once it starts jumping species we are all doomed.

http://www.q13fox.com/news/kcpq-zombie-bees-discovered-in-washington-20120924,0,6247918.story

 [tinfoil]   =D\

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