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Zoo Love Triangles
« on: October 15, 2015, 10:47:50 AM »
I can't even say it any better than the opening line to the article.  :laugh:

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A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/10/15/london-zoo-meerkat-expert-fined-for-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/?intcmp=hpbt4
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Re: Zoo Love Triangles
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2015, 11:22:55 AM »
Crazy woman works at a zoo. Whowouldathunk...
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Re: Zoo Love Triangles
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2015, 11:40:34 AM »
Circle of Life?
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2015, 02:40:17 PM »
In the jungle, the mighty jungle.....
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Re: Zoo Love Triangles
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2015, 03:48:44 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on October 16, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
In the jungle, the mighty jungle.....

the llama sleeps tonight...
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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: Zoo Love Triangles
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2015, 03:49:53 PM »
Although, maybe this is a more appropriate song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mhTD8glAM
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I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought
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