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Title: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Boomhauer on June 05, 2018, 10:16:45 PM
And is running it on I-95.

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/thedrive/the-war-zone/21347/virginia-state-troops-are-chasing-someone-in-a-tracked-armored-command-vehicle%3fsource=dam

Not sure what the troopers are gonna do with it once they catch it...
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: just Warren on June 05, 2018, 10:23:36 PM
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Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: RoadKingLarry on June 05, 2018, 10:25:04 PM
DAMN YOU NRA!
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: French G. on June 05, 2018, 10:51:02 PM
Not me, has alibis.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: 230RN on June 05, 2018, 11:11:13 PM
I was going to suggest they throw a spike strip across the highway to stop it.

But they got the guy anyhow.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: zxcvbob on June 05, 2018, 11:14:49 PM
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So close...  :)

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Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 06, 2018, 12:03:23 PM
The fun is over: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/virginia-police-chase-stolen-armored-personnel-carrier-for-more-than-60-miles-soldier-arrested.amp.html

The guy was high. And he is a Lieutenant -- great way to end a career. He had eleven years in -- halfway to retirement. Kiss that goodbye.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Fly320s on June 06, 2018, 12:53:55 PM
The fun is over: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/06/virginia-police-chase-stolen-armored-personnel-carrier-for-more-than-60-miles-soldier-arrested.amp.html

The guy was high. And he is a Lieutenant -- great way to end a career. He had eleven years in -- halfway to retirement. Kiss that goodbye.

11 years in and only a 1st LT?  Not much of a career.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: dogmush on June 06, 2018, 01:17:00 PM
11 years in and only a 1st LT?  Not much of a career.

Enlisted ->Officer Candidate School-> LT
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: MechAg94 on June 06, 2018, 01:23:04 PM
What is the rate of promotion in the National Guard?  Was the 11 years in active duty or did that include just NG time?
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: 41magsnub on June 06, 2018, 02:15:29 PM
That's a lie..  an M577 can't do medium speed.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 06, 2018, 06:35:10 PM
11 years in and only a 1st LT?  Not much of a career.

29 years old, 11 years in service. Enlisted at 18, probably did a couple or three enlistments as an EM and then went to OCS.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Fly320s on June 06, 2018, 07:12:56 PM
Enlisted ->Officer Candidate School-> LT

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29 years old, 11 years in service. Enlisted at 18, probably did a couple or three enlistments as an EM and then went to OCS.

That makes sense.  I hope he enjoyed being an officer.  And free.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 06, 2018, 07:28:21 PM
Leave it to a Lieutenant to steal the most fugly, least impressive armored vehicle for his escapade. If you can't snag a tank or a Bradley, why bother?  ???
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Scout26 on June 07, 2018, 03:22:43 PM
Kudos to the maintenance officer and the maintenance team of that unit. 60 miles at 40+mph and it ddidn't throw a track or have a mechanical issue !!!!
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Fly320s on June 07, 2018, 04:49:13 PM
Kudos to the maintenance officer and the maintenance team of that unit. 60 miles at 40+mph and it ddidn't throw a track or have a mechanical issue !!!!

Yes, but it was the only operational vehicle on base.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: KD5NRH on June 07, 2018, 04:55:15 PM
Leave it to a Lieutenant to steal the most fugly, least impressive armored vehicle for his escapade.

Or remember to pick up a couple boxes of .223 on the way to the base.  A few rounds coming out of that thing and he'd have been a hell of a challenge for the cops to figure out.

Realistically, we probably should have something in Federal law specifically permitting/recommending an airstrike to eliminate any stolen military vehicle at the first good opportunity.  Imagine if the guy that crunched up several cars with a tank a few years back had been able to swipe even a couple rounds for the main gun too.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: just Warren on June 07, 2018, 05:11:21 PM
Given how many AVs are ending up in local police agency inventories that might be a good law to pass.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 07, 2018, 07:46:08 PM
Life imitates art:

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suppose_they_gave_a_war_and_nobody_came/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33p3QW-A7d0
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Scout26 on June 08, 2018, 01:50:54 AM
This song makes it soooo much better:

https://www.facebook.com/100008336974610/videos/2088133234807889/


Linkie fixed.
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 08, 2018, 11:17:23 AM
This song makes it soooo much better:

https://video-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.9040-2/34611598_343162556208980_8167170618773471232_n.mp4?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InN2ZV9zZCJ9&oh=9694b7ea56fce01a87f97b7ed9fecbcb&oe=5B1A420B

Link no workie
Title: Re: So some moron up in VA jacked an APC
Post by: Fly320s on June 08, 2018, 05:09:11 PM
This song makes it soooo much better:

https://www.facebook.com/100008336974610/videos/2088133234807889/


Linkie fixed.

For those who can't/won't listen, the song is "Eastbound and Down" by Jerry Reed from "Smokey and the Bandit." 

Good fit, I'd say.