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U.S is #2
« on: September 24, 2015, 06:17:02 PM »
in countries that eat the most meat. This is outrageous. I expect you people to step up and get us out of this! Everyone knows second place is really just the first loser.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/09/24/who-eats-most-meat-world-most-carniverious-countries/?intcmp=hpffo&intcmp=obnetwork
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Re: U.S is #2
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2015, 07:02:54 PM »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2015, 08:09:34 PM »
I'm sorry and ashamed. I've recommitted to carnivorous consumption. By the time I'm done, our lead will be so great you won't believe it and your head will spin!
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2015, 08:23:54 PM »
I eat several different varieties of meat, I do my part. Y'all need to step up your game.
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2015, 08:53:17 PM »
I don't think the members of this board are part of the problem. It's most likely the granola munchers that read the "Why Meatless Mondays Matter: 10 Recipes to Get You Started" link at the bottom of that page that are skewing the results.
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2015, 10:14:51 PM »
For the first time in my adult lifetime I am not proud of my country.
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2015, 12:39:30 AM »
I've got a 14 year old teenage boy, he alone is making up for several of you slackers....
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2015, 01:43:17 AM »
I don't think the members of this board are part of the problem. It's most likely the granola munchers that read the "Why Meatless Mondays Matter: 10 Recipes to Get You Started" link at the bottom of that page that are skewing the results.

I was thinking that, too.  Glad to get confirmation.  I also suspect that's why Arby's kicked off that commercial promotion.  And James Earl Jones is perfect for the narration.

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2015, 08:16:18 AM »
No shame in being #2 to the Aussies.  At least it isn't the French.

Looking at it shouldn't be to difficult to make up 4 pound average.  I know I do my part as much as I can.
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2015, 09:08:08 AM »
Hey, on the plus side, I now know what country to go to if things go sideways here!
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 02:07:18 PM »
No shame in being #2 to the Aussies.  At least it isn't the French.

Looking at it shouldn't be to difficult to make up 4 pound average.  I know I do my part as much as I can.


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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2015, 02:37:25 PM »
in countries that eat the most meat. This is outrageous. I expect you people to step up and get us out of this! Everyone knows second place is really just the first loser.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/09/24/who-eats-most-meat-world-most-carniverious-countries/?intcmp=hpffo&intcmp=obnetwork

Can the nimrods at Fox not spell carnivorous? What's this carniverious crap?
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Re: U.S is #2
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2015, 02:41:25 PM »
Can the nimrods at Fox not spell carnivorous? What's this carniverious crap?

Their web editing/proofing is chronically atrocious. They regularly butcher Opinion pieces from contributors I'm certain know better.
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2015, 02:50:27 PM »

What are you, a Kiwi? You're content to lose to those gun-banning shielas?

I sentence you to transportation.

Don't you have a sock monkey to go play with?
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2015, 04:57:40 PM »
Don't you have a sock monkey to go play with?


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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2015, 05:02:10 PM »
While I know I have been doing my part all along, I've upped my game this week anyway. Ribeye today, ribeye tomorrow, then the menu for my fishing trip next week will be, cowboy steak sandwich at the gas station on the way there Sunday, steak and whiskey for dinner Monday, bacon cheeseburger at the brewpub Tuesday, then a late breakfast of steak and eggs at the gas station on my way home Wednesday. :)
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Re: U.S is #2
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2015, 12:31:33 PM »
Whatever happened to lamb in this country?

I love chewing up the sliced-up musculature of lamb.  Have to special-order it from the butcher or go to Outback or Luke's (in Wheat Ridge) to get it.

Or a Greek restaurant.

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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2015, 01:54:29 PM »
Noting wrong with going to Greek restaurants except they can be pricey.

Find your local halal meat shop.  Lamb & goat meat plus pastries that folks with Type 2 Diabeetus should not even look at.

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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2015, 02:37:04 PM »
Find your local halal meat shop.  Lamb & goat meat...


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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2015, 07:28:07 PM »
I used to hate lamb because of the smell. I got turned around on it by the bellydancer at a Moroccon restaurant. Now I really like well-prepared lamb. I've had goat before. We once butchered one with some Greek friends of my parents and had a big old Greek hoedown. I really liked the goat as well, as prepared by the Greeks. Other than I was forced to eat a goat testicle as proof of my manhood.
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2015, 09:00:02 PM »
Wouldn't that be the male-hood-ness of the goat?

Did you
a) bite off a hunk
b) have a slice
c) spend the rest of the night rinsing out your mouth with available spirits?

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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2015, 01:11:20 AM »
Wouldn't that be the male-hood-ness of the goat?

Did you
a) bite off a hunk
b) have a slice
c) spend the rest of the night rinsing out your mouth with available spirits?

stay safe.

C is probably the only valid reason for drinking Ouzo.
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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2015, 02:22:12 AM »
We have wide open spaces in abundance, one big factor we developed the preference for beef over lamb/goat IMO. I'd be happy with more lamb or goat personally, and economy of scale would make it more reasonably priced.


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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2015, 02:48:27 AM »
We have wide open spaces in abundance, one big factor we developed the preference for beef over lamb/goat IMO. I'd be happy with more lamb or goat personally, and economy of scale would make it more reasonably priced.


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Are you telling me the Aussies have a lack of wide open spaces?

Or are you noting that our wide open spaces are not anywhere near as sparse as the wide open spaces found in most of the rest of the world?

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