Author Topic: Cheating on your significant other...  (Read 4552 times)

Tecumseh

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 729
Cheating on your significant other...
« on: February 01, 2008, 12:19:42 PM »
If anyone does cheat on their others here is a way you can abosolve your guilt...

http://www.cheatneutral.com/

Watch the video before responding.

James Fitzer

  • Guest
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2008, 12:26:32 PM »
What's your deal, anyways?

Bogie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 10,233
  • Hunkered in South St. Louis, right by Route 66
    • Third Rate Pundit
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2008, 12:28:04 PM »
Being a pseudoartistic fanboy is a lonely lot in life.
Blog under construction

Fly320s

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,415
  • Formerly, Arthur, King of the Britons
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2008, 01:46:14 PM »
Is this like carbon credits?  So, now Bill Clinton has a part-time job?
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

Tecumseh

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 729
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2008, 03:06:08 PM »
It is similar to carbon credits.

Jamisjockey

  • Booze-fueled paragon of pointless cruelty and wanton sadism
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 26,580
  • Your mom sends me care packages
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2008, 04:24:11 PM »
screw it.
JD

 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,448
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2008, 04:32:23 PM »
Is this like carbon credits?  So, now Bill Clinton has a part-time job?


No, Bill would be paying the faithful husbands. 
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

Ben

  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46,150
  • I'm an Extremist!
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2008, 05:02:32 PM »
Ignoring someone is fine, name calling isn't. Thanks.
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

Dntsycnt

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 539
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 05:08:50 PM »
Hahaha that's good stuff.

Why are people calling him a troll?  He just linked to a great example of applicable satire.


Tuco

  • Fastest non-sequitur in the West.
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,116
  • If you miss you had better miss very well
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2008, 05:23:14 PM »
....feigned seriousness....

I will not be pimping off my monogamous faithfulness to absolve the guilt of some loose tramp.  My faithfulness belongs to my wife and children, ONLY.

 rolleyes
7-11 was a part time job.

Bogie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 10,233
  • Hunkered in South St. Louis, right by Route 66
    • Third Rate Pundit
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2008, 05:23:47 PM »
we're tired, sick, it's boring, highly transparent, and the punch line is probably that it's a republican's fault.

Besides, ick on the piercings and stuff...
Blog under construction

Paddy

  • Guest
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2008, 05:46:54 PM »
I guess it was English, but I didn't understand it.

Strings

  • Guest
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2008, 06:53:06 PM »
you have GOT to be kidding me...

Dntsycnt

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 539
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2008, 06:56:59 PM »
pssst...It's making fun of Al Gore and the whole "carbon credit" concept.

K Frame

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 44,463
  • I Am Inimical
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2008, 07:59:19 PM »
Chill, gentlemen.
Carbon Monoxide, sucking the life out of idiots, 'tards, and fools since man tamed fire.

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2008, 08:04:54 PM »
If that won't make 'lil baby Jeebus cry and baby Xenu smile.......
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

gaston_45

  • friend
  • New Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 74
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2008, 09:10:42 PM »
Yeah, some of you really need to read this:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire

That site is great!  The premise is so stupid that it's a perfect fit for the stupidity of carbon credits that the video lampoons.

CmereYou

  • New Member
  • Posts: 13
  • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2008, 11:43:54 PM »
Being a pseudoartistic fanboy is a lonely lot in life.

What's your deal, anyways?

He's a worthless troll.  Thats all.

we're tired, sick, it's boring, highly transparent, and the punch line is probably that it's a republican's fault.

Besides, ick on the piercings and stuff...

Quite a few of you did not win the internets here.  cheesy cheesy

Masterful satire of the libtard carbon credits scam.

I have axiomatic cephalopinatatism. I believe that other people's heads are made of paper mache and if I beat on them with a baseball bat, candy and small toys will fall out.

Bogie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 10,233
  • Hunkered in South St. Louis, right by Route 66
    • Third Rate Pundit
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2008, 04:03:11 AM »
No, we just kneejerk and figure that anything that the original poster types has "and it's Bush's fault" as the punchline.

Blog under construction

erictank

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,410
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2008, 05:11:23 AM »
No, we just kneejerk and figure that anything that the original poster types has "and it's Bush's fault" as the punchline.

I'm curious how you come up with that, unless you're reading FAR more into it than I am - all I get from it is poking fun at the carbon-offset scam Gore is running.

Where's the Bush tie-in?

Bogie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 10,233
  • Hunkered in South St. Louis, right by Route 66
    • Third Rate Pundit
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2008, 05:15:51 AM »
I don't know.
 
Yet.
 
(waiting for the other shoe to drop can be a lonely business sometimes...)
 
Blog under construction

Brad Johnson

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 18,092
  • Witty, charming, handsome, and completely insane.
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2008, 05:22:05 AM »
Quote
Where's the Bush tie-in?

There's always a Bush tie-in.  War, global warming, paper cuts, smelly cat poop, whatever.  Some how, some way, someone will find a way to make it Bush's fault.

I ran out of eggs this this morning and, even now, I'm researching what Bush has done to screw it up... grin

Brad
It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB

Mabs2

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4,979
  • セクシー
    • iCarly
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2008, 06:21:55 AM »
I guess this is spoda be funny...
But I just don't find it so.
Oh well. =\
Quote from: jamisjockey
Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
Quote from: Ben
Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

Tecumseh

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 729
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2008, 08:26:14 AM »
No, we just kneejerk and figure that anything that the original poster types has "and it's Bush's fault" as the punchline.

I'm curious how you come up with that, unless you're reading FAR more into it than I am - all I get from it is poking fun at the carbon-offset scam Gore is running.

Where's the Bush tie-in?
At the end of the video (This is for Bogie's knowledge) we find that everytime Bush farts 200 acres of pristine rainforest need to be planted to replace the oxygen he used. 

CmereYou

  • New Member
  • Posts: 13
  • Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Re: Cheating on your significant other...
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2008, 08:57:46 AM »
No, we just kneejerk and figure that anything that the original poster types has "and it's Bush's fault" as the punchline.

I'm curious how you come up with that, unless you're reading FAR more into it than I am - all I get from it is poking fun at the carbon-offset scam Gore is running.

Where's the Bush tie-in?
At the end of the video (This is for Bogie's knowledge) we find that everytime Bush farts 200 acres of pristine rainforest need to be planted to replace the oxygen he used. 

Are you being disrespectful of President Bush?

Way to give aid and comfort to our enemies.  undecided
I have axiomatic cephalopinatatism. I believe that other people's heads are made of paper mache and if I beat on them with a baseball bat, candy and small toys will fall out.