The Sheriff of my home county (a less-than-stellar police officer on the county force before he was elected Sheriff who's a long way up his own ass - he's known around the county as "Walking Small") acquired an M-113 as surplus from the state Emergency Management Agency. Dunno if he got Ma Deuce with it but I wouldn't put it past him to have one and conceal it from the public. First anyone in the county besides the Sheriff and his cronies knew of the deal was when he and it were featured on the local TV news. It's painted up all pretty with his name on it - he's put his name on just about every piece of equipment the department has - and I couldn't help noticing that the guy who was demonstrating it for the cameras didn't appear to have more than a hint of a clue about what he was doing. He was probably the one that GEMA gave the five minute block of instruction to when they dropped it off. He was also so fat he couldn't get through the driver's hatch, he had to climb out through the crew door in the back, and almost fell on his face in the doing.
[sarcasm] I can't wait for the Sheriff to find an excuse to use the thing.[/sarcasm]
