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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2007, 01:17:05 AM »
I'm in for $5 too... 

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2007, 02:29:30 AM »
Hi Zsa-Zsa! Did you ever get the mice back in their cage or did Bandit get a snack?

The ferret isn't hers, it belongs to grislyatoms.  He was just showing pictures here.



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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2007, 02:33:47 AM »
I wish my girlfriend would let me take a picture of her and my guns.
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2007, 02:39:30 AM »
Thanks Jamis.

Maybe he'll catch on.

Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Unfortunately, my patience is growing thin.....
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2007, 03:14:47 AM »
I'll kick $5 more into the pot if sometime in next week after she does the "hide left shoes" thing she stuffs a sock into the shoe toes at random...

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2007, 03:51:05 AM »
rookies!  what you do is take alternate lefts and rights  and leave with em  can still go to work but have to wear mismatched shoes.  lots of fun

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2007, 04:06:34 AM »
Wow.
I give up.
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2007, 04:46:19 AM »
Welcome to forum Zsa-Zsa! Could you do me a favor and change your name to something with less Z's in it? My little finger doesn't like doing that much work. grin
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2007, 07:06:48 AM »
Who said that Kimber in the picture was mine? I found a girl that has her own guns. She got tired of the "low capacity" mags and now has a Jerico 941 as her go to gun. (basically a baby Desert Eagle in .40)
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2007, 07:14:01 AM »
Hi Zsa-Zsa! Did you ever get the mice back in their cage or did Bandit get a snack?

The ferret isn't hers, it belongs to grislyatoms.  He was just showing pictures here.




Yeah, I was trying to show that there are folks in this community much like you, Zsa-Zsa.
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2007, 08:02:33 AM »
Welcome Smiley. I've been known to curse every now and then, but I'll watch my fingers from now on Smiley.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2007, 08:07:35 AM »
Nice to have you here.  And if you ever get into trouble with your Dad, blame fistful.  It's always his fault.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2007, 08:10:14 AM »
Nice to have you here.  And if you ever get into trouble with your Dad, blame fistful.  It's alwasy his fault.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2007, 08:11:03 AM »
Welcome Zsa-Zsa!

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2007, 01:04:19 PM »
I'm kicking in 5 dollars too, and if your dad wants to know where his left shoes are...tell him to ask Fistfull
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2007, 01:08:48 PM »
Stop calling Irwin creepy.  He's not creepy, he's socially challenged.
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »
Stop calling Irwin creepy.  He's not creepy, he's socially retarded.

Now that wasn't nice...



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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2007, 01:52:38 PM »
Stop calling Irwin creepy.  He's not creepy, he's socially retarded.

Now that wasn't nice...



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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2007, 01:57:37 PM »
Neither does cola...

Zkid... Tell ya what...

I'll bump it to $10, but I want PROOF. Make your old man laugh while he's sipping a soda.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #44 on: December 04, 2007, 09:01:20 AM »
It's pathetic how many of the lower-functioning, group-oriented hairless house apes often confuse the individualist's abject disdain for "civilized society" (now there's an oxymoron if ever there was one) with social retardation. One wonders if the essence of true social retardation isn't, in fact, to be found in those who actively seek the conformity, acceptance, and mental limitations imposed by the group dynamic.



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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2007, 09:03:54 AM »
oooo nice retort.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2007, 09:05:43 AM »
It's pathetic how many of the lower-functioning, group-oriented hairless house apes often confuse the individualist's abject disdain for "civilized society" (now there's an oxymoron if ever there was one) with social retardation. One wonders if the essence of true retardation isn't, in fact, to be found in those who actively seek the conformity, acceptance, mental limitations found in the group dynamic.

(Walks up with rubber chicken)  *THWAP!!*

That's for being creepier than usual.   grin

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2007, 09:09:53 AM »
It's pathetic how many of the lower-functioning, group-oriented hairless house apes often confuse the individualist's abject disdain for "civilized society" (now there's an oxymoron if ever there was one) with social retardation. One wonders if the essence of true retardation isn't, in fact, to be found in those who actively seek the conformity, acceptance, mental limitations found in the group dynamic.

(Walks up with rubber chicken)  *THWAP!!*

That's for being creepier than usual.   grin

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Ah, the rubber chicken. A product of the lowest common denominator of the group ethos, fueled by the desire that everyone be amused at the same time.
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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2007, 09:10:46 AM »
I'm not sure that I'd give a 12 year old child entr?e to even an APS. No matter how polite one tries to be, there are still subjects that come up for discussion that are not appropriate simply by their nature.

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Re: Hello folks, my name is Zsa-Zsa
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2007, 09:26:09 AM »
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A product of the lowest common denominator of the group ethos,

Quite the contrary.  An act of societal inclusion by individuals content to indulge in primitive humor at the expense of others.  Notwithstanding the group dynamic, or the paradigm shift that accompanies such actions, it is a gesture of grudging respect and admiration.

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