> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
> about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
> from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased
> and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
> thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill, the
> barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
> community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next
> morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a
> dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
>
> Later, a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
> I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and
> leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a
> thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your
> Business" and "Becoming More Successful".
>
> Then, a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill,
> the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
> doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves
> the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
>