Larry-
WE gotta find you a Satellite set up.
We can use Flinkenger's Pringles' can antenna trick to shoot wireless down to the tractor shed.
Not sure - but I think soup cans and twine have higher connection speeds and throughput.
There ya go, we can spray paint soup cans, get some gold colored string and sell it for "Rural Access" - it is all in the marketing - too bad I am honest, because marketed right - this would sell.
if you build it - they will buy it
Don't mean it has to work - sad to say in today's society.