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Chuck Dye

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Word play and insults requested.
« on: March 06, 2011, 11:56:27 AM »
Left handed, underhanded, double, triple, quadruple entendres (or more!), the more literate the better.  Let'em fly!

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She's a bit Teutonic.

Teutonic?

Well, every spring she dreams of turning her tanks toward Moscow.
(Paraphrased from some movie, the only part of which I remember is that bit of dialog.)

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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 04:54:39 PM »
As in someone who has never met a puscht she did not love?

stay safe.
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 05:37:08 PM »
Is this what you mean ?

Lately your low self-esteem is just good common sense  :O

Perserverance is a virtue, unless you're an idiot  ;/

If he should get it, tape a quarter to it and throw it in the nearest river.
That way, if somebody finds it, they will at least have a quarter  :laugh:

It would have to be vastly improved to be a piece of crap  =|

Give them an audience and they are pleased with how brilliant they are with words, with no recogonition of just how ignorant they are about life outside their little fantasy world  :cool:

I don't think they have enough sense to pour water out of a boot with the directions on the heel  :P





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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2011, 05:50:45 PM »
Intersections:

"Hey, it's a stop sign, not a die sign."

"Hey, whyn't ya put wheels on that cane!"

"Hey, be courteous on your own time, not mine!"

To kid in those pants below the waist and just below the knees:

"Hey, kid.  Make up your mind!  Pants, shorts, or a skirt!"

(I quit using these after I got my carry permit.)

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2011, 05:55:52 PM »
"You inspire me. You make stupid look effortless."
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 10:27:02 PM »
"No one is ever completely useless; they can always be used as a bad example for the others."
"Do you always dress that way or is clown college out for the day?"
This classic is from Winston Churchill:
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
The caddy says "there's some sh*t on the end of your club."  As the golfer wipes the head of the club, the caddy says "no, not that end, the other end".

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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 12:37:19 PM »
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I might not last very long or be very effective but I'll be a real pain in the ass for a minute!
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 01:06:03 PM »
You, my dear, have delusions of adequacy.
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 06:27:39 PM »
"If you could buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth, you'd be doing okay."
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 06:32:41 PM »
You must have been a big surprise to your parents.  They expected a boy
or a girl.

Other than the police, no one is really interested in him.

There all kinds of people in this world.  Too bad you're not one of
them.

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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 07:29:38 PM »
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 07:49:33 PM »
From Aliens:

<male Marine to female Marine>: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

<female Marine>: "No.  Have you?"
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Re: Word play and insults requested.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 08:54:32 PM »
Hudson (Bill Paxton) and Vasquez (Jeanette Goldstein).  Two of James Cameron's regulars.
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