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Title: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: TechMan on June 30, 2013, 09:40:48 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html)

This reads like an Onion article but I believe it isn't one.

Couple moves into a rental home and are out back weeding and they discover some ammunition.

Who on here lost some bricks of ammo?  Who was recently over in England?  Fess up.

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Now the pair are worried there may be more rounds of undiscovered ammunition in their home.
Mr Tipping said: 'It’s really unnerved us. I’m terrified that next time I’m mowing the lawn I’ll run over a bullet that hasn’t been found yet. One of us could be seriously hurt.
'We have friends with young children who could have put one of the bullets in their mouth, or one of our cats could have got hold of one - it doesn’t bear thinking about.
'We were planning to be in this house for years - now we want to move out as soon as we can.

You really have read the full article to get the appreciation of how  :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm: it really is.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Tallpine on June 30, 2013, 09:44:48 PM
Gee, why can't that happen to me?   =(
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: 41magsnub on June 30, 2013, 09:48:05 PM
What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: bedlamite on June 30, 2013, 09:57:37 PM
What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???

Really small.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: lee n. field on June 30, 2013, 10:01:35 PM
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'We have friends with young children who could have put one of the bullets in their mouth, or one of our cats could have got hold of one - it doesn’t bear thinking about.

Our kids and cats have had plenty of opportunity.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back y
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 30, 2013, 10:10:43 PM
I... The stupid... The sheer ignorance... I can't...

WTF? Good grief! :facepalm: it's old WET ammunition, not a freeking A bomb!
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: MillCreek on June 30, 2013, 10:11:06 PM
If my cat had opposable thumbs, I would probably be dead by now. She could load the ammo herself.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back y
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 30, 2013, 10:12:44 PM
If my cat had opposable thumbs, I would probably be dead by now. She could load the ammo herself.

I wouldn't worry about the guns if Pharoh had thumbs. I'd be more concerned about all the edged weapons. Cats like an up close and personal kill.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: brimic on June 30, 2013, 10:30:28 PM
Mr Tipping is a foppish lad isn't he?
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 30, 2013, 11:07:00 PM
What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???

I think it's the tip of a tranquilizer dart. ;)
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: just Warren on June 30, 2013, 11:09:43 PM
It's made by the same company that makes the .9MM rounds I sometimes see mentioned in new stories.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: AJ Dual on June 30, 2013, 11:29:00 PM
IIRC, they closed down a block or more of downtown London a few years back because someone saw a loose round of .22 LR laying on the sidewalk.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: CNYCacher on June 30, 2013, 11:50:23 PM
IIRC, they closed down a block or more of downtown London a few years back because someone saw a loose round of .22 LR laying on the sidewalk.

I remember that as well.  It was actually about 6 or 7 years ago, because I remember the job I was working when I read that article to my coworker.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: AJ Dual on July 01, 2013, 01:51:28 AM
Seriously, Al Queida could bring the entire UK to it's knees with a single Fed/Rem/CCI 550 bulk carton.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Pharmacology on July 01, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
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Safe: Despite the thousands of bullets that were found, the police did not feel the need to evacuate the couple

I suppose they'll be quarantined and receive IV antibiotics for a few weeks, though.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: cambeul41 on July 01, 2013, 07:30:36 AM
What charges will be filed against the couple? Unlawful possession of explosives?
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: TechMan on July 01, 2013, 08:18:56 AM
What charges will be filed against the couple? Unlawful possession of explosives?

Probably.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Sergeant Bob on July 01, 2013, 11:03:59 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html)

This reads like an Onion article but I believe it isn't one.

That article is hilariously sad. =D =(  Read the comments too.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: lee n. field on July 01, 2013, 11:31:25 AM
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ONLY 7,500 rounds? Hell I got that in my bottom drawer alone! LOL How in the hell did you Brits go from the most power nation on early to a nation of panty-waist men who are affraid to touch a bullet? Wow....
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 01, 2013, 12:04:05 PM
"I don't want to stay in a house where that kind of thing has been found in the garden. I'm gutted."

Indeed you are. I had no idea the Brits were so far gone that they called the fire department over some waterlogged cartridges, and the firefighters actually showed up.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: TechMan on July 01, 2013, 12:14:56 PM
"I don't want to stay in a house where that kind of thing has been found in the garden. I'm gutted."

Indeed you are. I had no idea the Brits were so far gone that they called the fire department over some waterlogged cartridges, and the firefighters actually showed up.


That's because the underwater search unit was unavailable (seriously.)
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: French G. on July 01, 2013, 01:27:38 PM
For me that be a happy skip down to Bass Pro, buy a turkey fryer and a cast iron pot and commence to repurposing all the projectiles.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 01, 2013, 01:35:51 PM
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I think the "2.2mm" rounds are actually .22LR rounds, and the brit journos and info sources forgot about the imperial measurement system and mislabeled the cartridges as metric.

They're rimmed.  Look to me like .22LR rounds.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Tallpine on July 01, 2013, 02:05:28 PM
How long does the .22 LR have to be in the ground before they turn into machine gun bullets  ???
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on July 01, 2013, 02:20:51 PM
How long does the .22 LR have to be in the ground before they turn into machine gun bullets  ???

Until your culture's man card decays into frilly lace doilies, I think.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: MechAg94 on July 01, 2013, 02:38:10 PM
Wow, what would have happened if there had been actual gun in that pond?

I guess then the cat would have shot everyone, since they apparently assume the worst about the cat. 
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: BobR on July 01, 2013, 02:38:39 PM
I read the article, I wept.

For a nation of people who kept the Nazi's at bay, while enduring severe hardships, including the bombing of their cities, they have largely become a nation of, well, a nation of... (pick your word to insert here).

 =(


bob
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: MillCreek on July 01, 2013, 03:21:52 PM
And most of the rounds look to be lead semi-wadcutter, so not exactly your Black Talon exploding rounds of death.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: MillCreek on July 01, 2013, 03:24:36 PM
I guess then the cat would have shot everyone, since they apparently assume the worst about the cat. 

Not necessarily a bad assumption.  The way the cat looks at me sometimes, I am happy that I am further up the food chain than her.  And I can use tools.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on July 01, 2013, 03:32:27 PM
I read the article, I wept.

For a nation of people who kept the Nazi's at bay, while enduring severe hardships, including the bombing of their cities, they have largely become a nation of, well, a nation of... (pick your word to insert here).

 =(


bob

Gutted weenies?
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: vaskidmark on July 01, 2013, 03:35:37 PM
I used to have relatives that live in (f)GB.  I disowned them all after reading that.  I don't care that they may not actually share the viewpoint of those two       t%$#*waffles and 99.99% of the rest of the country - if the former relatives were worth being related to they would be going around with a ditching spade http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spear-Jackson-Grafting-Fibreglass-Shovel/dp/B0044TPTBS/ref=sr_1_38?s=outdoors&ie=UTF8&qid=1372707238&sr=1-38 banging people up side their heads for that and similar lack-of-thought.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: vaskidmark on July 01, 2013, 03:36:27 PM
Gutted weenies?

I believe they sell them in TESCO, next to the Spotted Dick.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: cordex on July 01, 2013, 03:41:18 PM
Seriously, Al Queida could bring the entire UK to it's knees with a single Fed/Rem/CCI 550 bulk carton.  :facepalm:
Or they could fund their operations for a year selling that same ammo in the US.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 01, 2013, 05:32:58 PM
It wouldn't be that surprising for two people to be hopeless bliss ninnies. When the government and media seem to share their point of view -  :O
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Regolith on July 01, 2013, 08:55:58 PM
Gutted weenies?

Literally. WWII did a pretty good number on their population - which had probably not fully recovered from WWI - and killed a LARGE number of men of military age, the population that was most likely to resist this claptrap and teach that resistance to their offspring.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: French G. on July 01, 2013, 10:26:51 PM
Headline says 7,500, story indicates 2,300 or so. I'd guess that they were disposed when complete BS gun laws took hold and the former owner dumped them rather than turn them in and be charged or some such. I hope the owner is dead because I'm sure they will find them if not.

I wish I could show that brave british couple my closet. Brains asplodey.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: 230RN on July 02, 2013, 02:47:00 AM
A far as I could tell, I thought they were all empties.

Maybe someone dumped them in the ponds to control algae?

I am disappointed in the attitude of fear so many of Great Britain's subjects have to anything related to firearms.  I wonder if that's happening in Australia as well.

Do you suppose that's the difference between subjects and citizens?

 

Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 02, 2013, 08:04:55 AM
A far as I could tell, I thought they were all empties.

Maybe someone dumped them in the ponds to control algae?


I'm not sure why people are saying this. In the pictures I've seen, there are at least quite a few loaded .22 LRs. No empty casings that I've seen.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: TechMan on July 02, 2013, 08:25:02 AM
Headline says 7,500, story indicates 2,300 or so. I'd guess that they were disposed when complete BS gun laws took hold and the former owner dumped them rather than turn them in and be charged or some such. I hope the owner is dead because I'm sure they will find them if not.

I wish I could show that brave british couple my closet. Brains asplodey.

According to the story: 2200 were found in first pond and 5600 were found in the second pond.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: griz on July 02, 2013, 08:58:57 AM
I think he's right to be concerned that his cat might get hold of the ammo.  If a single cat had a few thousand live rounds, I think it could take over the whole country.
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: MechAg94 on July 02, 2013, 09:50:32 AM
Does anyone have the gif with the cat blasting away with his AK?
Title: Re: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard
Post by: TechMan on July 02, 2013, 10:29:29 AM
Does anyone have the gif with the cat blasting away with his AK?

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