My eyes started to bleed and my brain leaked out my ears about halfway through that.
Directed microwave beams from a CIA satellite, they zeroed in using spy code in your browser and/or phone and you weren't wearing your tin foil hat were you? I told you to put on your tin foil hat before clicking on that!
![[tinfoil]](http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/Smileys/default/hat-tin-foil-smiley.gif "Tinfoil Hat Smiley")
