^^^
What are you talking about?
There're no bad reasons for owning a flame thrower.
Playing multiplayer deathmatch games? Flame thrower!
Fourth of July? Flame thrower!
Tree branch with a whole bag of marshmallows? Flame thrower!
Been up all night studying for an Econ final, and need a quick pick-me-up? Flamethrower!
Squeaky gate? Flame thrower!
Remember, build a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- H. Jones (pyromaniac, except for that time in the catacombs...)